(I don't own anything but my original character, everything rvb belongs to rooster teeth,)
Tucker, Samantha and Caboose have Donut surrounded inside the blue base.
Tucker: So, they send a female assassin to try and kill us. Clever, but it won't work. We're immune to your feminine wiles. ...Unless you wanna date one of us.
Samantha: "he's not a female"
Tucker: you sure?
Donut: Female?! I'm not a girl.
Tucker: Tease.
Donut: I just have light red armor.
Caboose: How is that pink armor anyway? Looks comfortable.
Donut: At first, I really hated it. But it's kinda grown on me. My old armor used to chafe my thighs somethin' awful, but the crotch in this pink one is surprisingly roomy!
Tucker: Silence, woman!
Tucker gets hit in the back of head by a pistol
With Sarge addressing Simmons and Grif.
Sarge: Good Buddha's noodle, how could this have happened?
Simmons: It's okay sir. It was a strong plan. Grif's just a dumbass.
Grif: Hey, I'm using your cerebral cortex.
Sarge: Settle down, ladies. We need a new strategem, and we need it fast.
Simmons: Donut's sure to crack under the pressure and reveal everything.
Grif: Everything like what? Where we keep his tampons?
Sarge: You're right about that, Simmons. The boy doesn't even see the entertainment value in being tortured! Oh these kids today!
At blue base Church enters the blue base with Tucker waiting for him.
Church: How's it goin', Tucker? We get any useful information outta the prisoner yet?
Tucker: I figured he was here to steal back Lopez, but he won't give us anything. Except a list of crock pot recipes. Would that be useful?
Church: Do we have a crock pot?
Tucker: No, Caboose made a trade with that annoying guy from Blue Command. He swapped it for a mystery box.
Church: What was in the mystery box?
Tucker: A hundred and forty jars of mayonnaise.
Samantha: "ew"
Church: Well that's a good trade.
Tucker: Yeah it doubles as a great sunscreen.
Church: How did you- never mind. Listen, I think I came up with a plan for how we can use Lopez and our new prisoner to get an upper hand on the Reds.
Tucker: ...
Church and Tucker: ...
Church: The plan does not involve mayonnaise.
Tucker: Dammit, I knew there would be a catch.
another part of the blue base, where Caboose and Donut are.
Caboose: That was fun. Okay, okay, your turn. Truth or dare.
Donut: Hmm, truth!
Caboose: Okay. Tell me all of the Red secret plans!
Donut: Aw, you tricked me! You blue guys are so smart. Okay, now listen closely. Our biggest secret is-
Church runs up and inhabits Donut.
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Why was I sent here ( red vs blue)
FanfictionI'll hopefully figure out what to put here later (god knows my update schedule)
