As Samantha stormed off caboose and Tucker followed after her.
Tucker: since when could you talk!?
Samantha: I've always been able to talk.
Caboose: are you mad at us?
Samantha: no caboose im not.. just mad at myself.
Tucker: why didn't you talk?
Samantha: the people that sent me to blood gulch, said if I said anything that happened they would kill my friends.
Tucker: oh.
Samantha: yeah
Caboose: why?
Samantha: oh sweetie, it's a very very long story. But Let's just say they don't like me and my friends...... we should get back to the reds before they do something dumb.
Tucker: yeah.
They walk back to where the reds are. As they reach the reds they look at Samantha
Samantha: look guys I'm sorry for snapping at you guys just so much has happened in the past like two days.
Grif: since when could you talk.
Simmons: oh thank god I don't have to keep the secret anymore.
Samantha: you only had to keep it for a few days.
Sarge: what secret simmions?
Simmons: I knew she could talk.
Samantha: and before you all start freaking out he found out when he found me after the portal incident....
The next day.
Grif, Simmons , Samantha and Tucker are seen.
Grif: They destroyed it all, Simmons, those damn stupid bastards. They blew it all up! Damn them! Damn them to Hell! Those damn dirty apes!
Simmons: Calm down Grif, we don't know that the whole world is like this.
Grif: Yes it is, they destroyed it all. I guess the society of men just wasn't meant to survive.
Simmons: Hey how 'bout this: how 'bout we explore, more than two square miles, before we jump to any conclusions.
Samantha: i second that opinion.
Grif: It was definitely nuclear weapons, that's what did it. And the explosions caused massive power outages which caused the failsafe to fail, which released a super bacteria from a secret lab.
Simmons: Oh come on.
Grif: That caused a huge plague, and as the victims died, they rose from the dead twelve hours later to roam the Earth and feast on human flesh.
Simmons: What?
Grif: A handful of gritty survivors from all walks of life were able to keep the legions of the infected radioactive undead at bay, using only their wits, and an inexplicable comprehension of agricultural science and engineering. Everything was looking good... and that's when the meteor hit.
Simmons: I think you just quoted every crappy Hollywood apocalypse movie ever.
Samantha: heh yeah he one hundred percent did.
Tucker: Naw. Hollywood doesn't understand apocalypse. They think that just one thing from everyday life goes away and that changes everything. Like in Road Warrior it was gas, and in Waterworld it was land.
Simmons: What went away in The Matrix?
Tucker: Sunlight.
Grif: I thought the missing element was plot.
Tucker: I'm talkin about Matrix One.
Simmons: Oh right.
Samantha: I've never watched it.
Tucker: really?
Samantha: yeah not a movie person.
Grif: Face it Simmons, the age of man is done.
Simmons: If all that happened, then where are the zombies? Why aren't they still around?
Grif: The meteor killed them!
Simmons: And what about the super bacteria?
Grif: It was infected by alien bacteria brought by the meteor, and was wiped out in a massive bacteria on bacteria plague. Very ironic.
Simmons: Okay, then why haven't we been infected by the new alien bacteria?
Grif: It only infects other bacteria. Are you even listening to me?
Samantha: I'm losing brain cells listening to this.
Tucker: Do you guys ever get anything done, or you do you just stand around and talk all day?
Grif: We don't get paid enough to do stuff.
Tucker: But what about Church, idiot? How're we gonna get him from the past to the future?
Grif: I guess he can just wait. That's how it usually works.
Tucker: But when he gets to the present, he'll just be destroyed like everything else.
Simmons: Well, he'll just have to fix it on his own then.
Grif: And if he's successful, he'll get to live through the coolest apocalypse of all time!
Samantha: or he could tell us if there even was an apocalypse.
Grif: there definitely was one.
Sarge: Simmons, Grif, get yer keesters over here.
With Donut and Caboose standing next to what seems at first glance to be a jeep, but could really be anything in the future day and age.
Caboose: Look what I found.
Donut: I found it!
Caboose: Look at what I took credit for finding.
Sarge: A-mazing that these two actually accomplished something.
Grif: It looks like some kind of an alien transport mechanism that could be used to-
Simmons: Or, it's a jeep.
Grif: You have no imagination.
Samantha: to be honest I don't care if it's a jeep or an alien vehicle. Just having a vehicle is nice.
Sarge: Hmmm, let me see if I can get this thing working.
Simmons: How? There's no parts. And what're you gonna use for fuel?
Sarge: Grif was right, Simmons. You don't have any imagination.
Grif: Thank you sir.
Sarge: Shut up, scumbag, we're not having a moment.
Tucker: Hey. We need to find Church.
Sarge: He's dead, son. Why haven't you given up hope yet and just moved on.
Tucker: It's only been a couple of hours!
Samantha: days Tucker.. it's been 3 days.
Sarge: Well this should make you feel better. When his body blasted in to smithereens, at least he took all our enemies with him.
At a beach, with a sign saying "Danger: No Swimming" with a picture of a shark on it.
Lopez: Peligro. Error. Error. Peligro. Error. Error. No puedo sentir mi cuerpo...[Warning. Error. Error. Warning. Error. Error. I cannot feel my body...] (as if winding down)
O'Malley: (evil laugh) Don't worry, my metallic friend. You'll be up and about in no time. Muhahahaha. Muhhh-hahaha-heh. U-ha! Haw. Ha-ha. Uhngh. (cough) Hah!
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