Why was I sent here ( red vs blue)

Episode 47 (It's a Biological Fact)

Samantha, the red and blues  and Tex  are seen outside O'malley's base near the warthog.

Tex: What took you guys so long to get here?

Simmons: There's seven of us, and this is only a three-seater jeep. Half of us had to sit on someone else's lap.

Tex wait there seven of you and half had to sit on another's lap where did the seventh sit?

Samantha: I hung on to the side. Not fucking way I'm sitting on one of their laps.

Tex: I thought you couldn't talk?

Samantha: well you thought wrong.

Donut: It was a great road trip. My favourite part was when Grif tried to change gears, and he accidentally-

Grif: Hugh, please, let's not tell the story. Is there somewhere I can wash my hands?

Sarge: What'd you find, Tex?

Tex: Well, O'Malley's holed up in his fortress. He's been fortifying his defenses for a few days now, and he's got some help, one of those religious nuts you guys picked up.

Samantha: should be simple then.

Caboose: Oh, I like them. They were funny.

Tucker: Caboose, they tried to kill you because of a flag.

Caboose: I try not to remember the bad things about people.

Tucker: That's all they tried to do, there were no good things.

Caboose: That's okay. I have a really bad memory-wow look, a beach!

Sarge: Shut up Caboose. What's yer plan, Tex?

As Tex explains her plan, we see a majestic, panoramic view of O'Malley's base.

Tex: Well first we have to breach the outer wall.

Caboose: Oh. I love breaching!

Samantha: I feel like that could be taken out of context.

Tex: Then, we have to get past another wall.

Grif: Two walls? Some people are so materialistic.

Tex: The second wall has a guard tower, and an enormous razor-sharp spinning blade.

Simmons: What that thing? It's spinning like two miles an hour.

Tex: I didn't say it'd be hard to get past. After that, we have to pass the gun turrets, and break into the building.

Samantha: I really should be asking money for this but if it's to keep dumb and dumber in blue over their alive then I gotta as they are my current pay check

Caboose: who's dumb and dumber?

Sarge: And then we attack O'Malley.

Tex: No. That's when we plant, this.

Caboose: ...We're planting a volleyball.

Tex: It's not a ball, it's a bomb.

Caboose: We're planting a volleybomb?

Samantha: sure sweetie it's a volleybomb.

Tex: I've scouted a location inside the base where we can set it off and take the whole place down. I marked the spot with a big X.

Tucker: You scouted it.

Tex: Yeah.

Tucker: If you got past the two walls, the huge spinning blade, the gun turrets, and made it all the way in to the fortress, why didn't you just plant the bomb then instead of putting a big X on the floor?