Once Upon A Time Texts

New Phone

*Everyone has been added to the chat*

CaptainGuyliner: Hey guys! I got a phone!

Swan: So, you finally got one?

CaptainGuyliner: Aye! So, now I can chat with you, Swan. Did you know that it is really hard to text with one hand?

PrinceCharming: You ain't texting my daughter!

SeaWitch: Why am I in this conversation?

TheOnlyQueen: Yeah, why am I here?

CaptainGuyliner: Because I put you in the conversation.

SeaWitch: I would rather not talk to you, you ruined my life by stealing my singing voice.

SnowWhite: Relax David, our daughter is old enough to take care of herself........wait Hook ruined her life?

CaptainGuyliner: Yes, but I returned her voice and reunited her with her father.

Swan: So proud of you!

CapatainGuyliner: Awww! Thank you Swan!

TheOnlyQueen: You guys are gross!

InDaHood: Regina, would you care to go for a walk in the moon light?

TheOnlyQueen: I would love too!

*TheOnlyQueen and InDaHood have left the conversation*

IceQueen: Way to go Hook, you figured out how to work this so called phone!

IceMan: Wow! This is cool! I just got this so called phone too!

PrinceCharming: What's up Ice Man!

IceMan: Stable Boy? No, way I can text you all the way from Arendelle?

Swan: Welcome to the 21st century.

PuppyFur123: Lol guys I'm dead.

Swan: Sorry for killing you by the way.

IceQueen: Emma, you killed someone?

SmilesAreCool: Emma, you seem so nice! Not that the rest of you aren't nice. I am sure you are, but to be honest I don't know half of you!

Swan: Wasn't my best day okay?

ThatOtherDragon: Thank you Emma for bringing me back with my mother!

ThatDragon: Yes, thank you Emma.

SnowWhite: Still really sorry about that guys!

PrinceCharming: Yeah, sorry about that.

IceMan: What did you do Stable Boy, What did you do?

Swan: Don't worry we are going to find out who the father is.

CaptainGuyliner: Guys, it is really hard to text with one hand.

PrinceCharming: Wait, you don't know who the father is?

ThatDragon: It happened in dragon form, so I don't remember!

SnowWhite: Well, that's awkward.

WickedAlwaysWins: Why does Regina always get what she wants?

PrinceCharming: Because Zelena, you are one big green meanie and you get jealous over every little thing! You got pregnant with Robin Hood and you ruined Regina's life. You think the world turned against you, but you need to wake up a realize that you make your own decisions and you chose the path you took. You are supposed to be dead anyway. Stop blaming everyone else and blame yourself.