Once Upon A Time Texts

Fam

*BookLover14 CaptainGuyliner Swan MrDarkOne TheOnlyQueen InDaHood TheKid SnowWhite and PrinceCharming have been added to the conversation*

TheKid: Hey, fam! What's up!

CaptainGuyliner: What does this term "fam" mean?

InDaHood: Yeah, what does that mean exactly?

Swan: It's a shorten version of family and Henry is just trying to be "cool"

TheOnlyQueen: Fam? That's an actual word?

TheKid: Of course it is mom! And of course I am not trying to be cool, I am already cool :)

PrinceCharming: I am the definition of cool

SnowWhite: Actually, I am! I mean Snow is in my name

BookLover14: So we are all fam here!

MrDarkOne: We are fam, all my brother sisters and me!

CaptainGuyliner: Family is the world's most powerful 4 letter word

Swan: What are you talking about Killian?

PrinceCharming: That makes no sense pirate, you must have been poorly educated! You can't even count properly!

SnowWhite: I think it's 6 letters

TheOnlyQueen: Has Emma not taught you how to spell properly, can will call you Captain CannotCount! Didn't you use to count the number of days alone on your dear beloved ship?

Swan: Hey! Be nice to him! Or I'll count the number of ways to hurt you

MrDarkOne: Your #darkside is showing

CaptainGuyliner: It's a commercial fam!

TheKid: Ohhhhh I know what you are talking about! It's that Hulu commercial!

CaptainGuyliner: Thank you! See the kid gets it!

TheOnlyQueen: Who even watches cable anymore? Netflix it where it's at!

MrDarkOne: Speaking of fam, Killian who even are your parents?

CaptainGuyliner: Well, me mom died

Swan: awwww, I'm so sorry

CaptainGuyliner: And me dad is on his way to Storybrooke right now!

Swan: YAYY! I get to meet your daddy!

TheOnlyQueen: Oh cause that's what we really need another pirate who can't count in this place!

MrDarkOne: Wait, you actually have a dad?

InDaHood: I feel like we talk about this a lot, but how even is he still alive you are like 300 years old!

PrinceCharming: HENRY GOT A GIRLFRIEND!

PrinceCharming: Wow! That feels good to get out

TheKid: Really grandpa?!

TheOnlyQueen: You. Are. Dating. Now.

CaptainGuyliner: Nicely done, lad I knew you had it in you.....😏

Swan: So you are officially together now?

InDaHood: Isn't her name Violet?

CaptainGuyliner: Yeah, and they rode on a horse together!

BookLover14: Once you ride a horse together, it's official! Horse rides=dating/practically married

TheKid: So, is she practically fam now?

TheOnlyQueen: Not until I meet this girl! I can't believe you got a girlfriend without telling me! Why would you do that? Come on I am your mother you can tell me anything!