Once Upon A Time Texts

Kill(ian)ing Job

*Swan CaptainGuyliner  InDaHood TheOnlyQueen SnowWhite PrinceCharming MrDarkOne BookLover14 and TheKid have joined the conversation*

CaptainGuyliner: Man this is hard

Swan: WHAT IS HARD BABE

SnowWhite: Being tortured?

TheOnlyQueen: Been there, done that

InDaHood: Who tortured you?

TheOnlyQueen: Hook

PrinceCharming: Bad boy

TheKid: Has anyone seen a pen?

BookLover14: What kind of pen?

TheKid: A magical pen that can quite possible write all of your stories

BookLover14: Umm not recently no

CaptainGuyliner: Let me start out with this

CaptainGuyliner: STOP HELPING PEOPLE

TheOnlyQueen: Oh my goodness how much has the Underworld changed you?

Swan: Killian, what do you mean?

TheKid: When you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no

Swan: Henry...

SnowWhite: Now is not the time or place for that young man

TheKid: What do you mean?

Swan: .....

TheKid: Is it too late to say sorry now

Swan: .........

CaptainGuyliner: Stop helping people pass on to the next life!

TheOnlyQueen: Why? It is good to help people!

InDaHood: Yeah! We are helping them move on to a better place

Swan: Killian, why would we not help people?

MrDarkOne: He is obviously still the dark one and doesn't want to help people

SnowWhite: He killed the darkness

Swan: After I had to stab him with a sword

MrDarkOne: Aww boo-hoo!

Swan: Tell me now actual dark one, how may times have you stabbed your lover with a sword

BookLover14: He has never done that, though I did use his dagger to make him leave town...

CaptainGuyliner: HELLOOO BACK TO THE IMPORTANT HOT TORTURED GUY

Swan: Oh wait babe while I am thinking about it, Meg wanted me to tell you thank you for trusting her and helping her

CaptainGuyliner: Emma this is really important and it effects all of you!

PrinceCharming: Fine speak

CaptainGuyliner: I have to text fast cause I am currently being hung over a river full of souls

Swan: EXCUSE ME WHAT

CaptainGuyliner: Hades said, for every soul you help pass on.....

TheOnlyQueen: Continue speaking pirate!!

CaptainGuyliner: One of you must die..

Swan: What?

InDaHood: Are for real?

CaptainGuyliner: And I get to choose which one of you die

TheKid: LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR