Once Upon A Time Texts

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

JUST AN FYI: i know that a lot of the original cast members/characters of once upon a time aren't returning, but i am planning to keep everyone in this text message in this text message because these are our babies and no matter how old henry is in here (this book) he is still 13....no wait..14...just kidding 16 sorry he wears the same outfits it's hard to tell

*Swan CaptainGuyliner InDaHood TheOnlyQueen MrDarkOne BookLover14 TheKid SnowWhite and PrinceCharming have been added to the conversation*

CaptainGuyliner: You guys I need your help

Swan: Really, you are going to text our predicament

CaptainGuyliner: yes, because I can sit down and fight my case rather than get up, walk to somewhere, talk face to face like ew

Swan: fine, but I am going to win

PrinceCharming: before you start I would just like to say

PrinceCharming: the wife is always right

SnowWhite: good David

CaptainGuyliner: and how much did she pay you to say that

PrinceCharming: $20

SnowWhite: not true!!

SnowWhite: it was $30

TheOnlyQueen: the wife is always right

TheKid: what is the problem

CaptainGuyliner: I am being replaced by a dog

TheOnlyQueen: at you sure you aren't the dog

MrDarkOne: you have been smelling lately

CaptainGuyliner: how could you have smelt me you weren't even at my wedding and for good cause

MrDarkOne: I could smell you from the other end of the table of Granny's!

BookLover14: why do you think you are being replaced by a dog?

CaptainGuyliner: Emma has bought a dog and has been focusing all her attention on the dog

Swan: but look how cute she is

Swan:

Swan: and at least I give you credit for taking the photos

CaptainGuyliner: but it's not just that

TheKid: what is the dog's name

Swan: Ava

InDaHood: aww that's cute

Swan: right!

CaptainGuyliner: wrong

CaptainGuyliner: the dog has stolen the front seat