*Swan CaptainGuyliner InDaHood TheOnlyQueen SnowWhite PrinceCharming TheKid BookLover14 and MrDarkOne have been added to the conversation*TheOnlyQueen: you peoples, I have great news
CaptainGuyliner: Regina...
TheOnlyQueen: shut up pirate, let the royals talk
Swan: Regina!!
TheOnlyQueen: I am sorry I have really funny news
InDaHood: what is this news
TheOnlyQueen: it has to do with Killian Jones
PrinceCharming: oooooooo tell me, tell me
CaptainGuyliner: Regina.....please
TheOnlyQueen: no this is too good not to say
TheOnlyQueen: Killian has gotten a new job
Swan: Killian have you really
CaptainGuyliner: Yes...
TheOnlyQueen: Silence
TheOnlyQueen: he's got a job yes, but the best part is what the job is
CaptainGuyliner: Regina please
PrinceCharming: what is his job
TheKid: Hook, you could have came and worked for 'Hen Hen sells the Fin Fin'
BookLover14: or you could have worked in the library
BookLover14: wait nevermind, you might stab my beautiful book with your infamous hook
TheKid: wow
PrinceCharming: I thought you were working for me in the station killy
CaptainGuyliner: I needed money mate, I am a 200 year old pirate, gold doubloons can only do you so much
PrinceCharming: I thought we were bonding bro
PrinceCharming: I was actually starting to....like you
MrDarkOne: wow what a change of events
CaptainGuyliner: you should like me David, I saved your life in Neverland
PrinceCharming: and I am letting you date my daughter
SnowWhite: boys boys, let Regina finish talking
TheOnlyQueen: Killian is now working at McDonalds
TheKid: WHY IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING GOOD WOULD YOU GO WORK AT MCDONALDS
TheKid: Chick-fil-a is the way to go
CaptainGuyliner: It's the only place that would hire a man with one hand
TheKid: what do you do stab the hamburgers with the hook
MrDarkOne: better question, when did we get a McDonalds
TheOnlyQueen: you know when the dwarfs built it a couple text messages ago
MrDarkOne: ohhh yeah
PrinceCharming: this job is not going to end well
TheKid: Killian are you like Ronald McDonald or something
TheKid: do you dress up as the clown
TheKid: are you even allowed to work
TheKid: wait this is good, you can get me free fries
SnowWhite: Killian can you bring me some food, I am hungry
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