Once Upon A Time Texts

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TheKid: everyone heading to procrastination station hop aboard!!

TheOnlyQueen: what are we procrastinating?

TheKid: EXAMS which are these really hard tests that no one has time for

TheKid: like I have to watch tv and Netflix and write everyone's stories and I am a teenager and I have to take drivers ed and I just cannot

CaptainGuyliner: you can do it Henry

TheKid: how do you know guyliner, you never went to school

TheOnlyQueen: that's my boy, that's my boy

Swan: IT IS ALMOST CHRISTMAS

Swan: I am so happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

TheKid: You can tell cause baby, it's cold outside

CaptainGuyliner: Feliz Navidad

MrDarkOne: Gesundheit

Swan: I didn't know you spoke Spanish

CaptainGuyliner: you'd be surprised what they teach you in the Royal Navy

MrDarkOne: what does Feliz Navidad mean?

Swan: Merry Christmas

MrDarkOne: Merry Christmas to you too, but what does it mean

Swan: Merry Christmas

MrDarkOne: you too, what does it mean

TheOnlyQueen: it means 'Merry Christmas' idiot

InDaHood: he still hasn't gotten any smarter has he?

TheOnlyQueen: no

PrinceCharming: Christmas is my favorite season because I get presents

SnowWhite: you also get present for your birthday though

TheKid: I know it is great! You get presents for being born!

Swan: I think the mom should get the presents because the mom carried around the child for 9 months

TheKid: that's what Mother's Day is for

TheKid: there is no son's day or daughter's day

TheKid: you get a birthday and Mother's Day

SnowWhite: guys there is a new Harry Potter movie out and I want to go see it

Swan: I wanna see Moana

CaptainGuyliner: what is a Moana

Swan: it is a person and she is Disney

CaptainGuyliner: and that's where I am from right

Swan: yes good job

TheOnlyQueen: wow good job guyliner. you are so smart.

SnowWhite: Regina where is your Christmas spirit

TheKid: mine died when I had to take a really big test about everything I had already learned

Swan: just think of the presents under the tree

TheKid: what tree? Killian literally put a stick on the ground and said 'this is a tree' and then walked out of the room

InDaHood: that is wimpy

CaptainGuyliner: like you dead boy

TheOnlyQueen: Hey now, hey now

TheOnlyQueen: we have a tree at my house Henry