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Story 18: Goldilocks and the Three Bears Robert Southney Published 1837

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks.
She went for a walk in the forest.
Pretty soon she came upon a house.
She knocked and when no one answered, she walked right in.

At the table in the kitchen, there were bowls of porridge.
Goldilocks was hungry.
She tasted the porridge from the first bowl.
"This porridge is too hot!" She exclaimed.
So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl. "This porridge is too cold," she said.
So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge.

"Ahhh, this porridge is just right," she said happily and ate it all up.

After she'd eaten the three bears' breakfasts, she decided she was feeling a little tired.
So , she walked into the living room where she saw three chairs. Goldilocks sat in the first chair to rest her feet. "This chair is too big!" She exclaimed again.

So, she sat in the second chair. "This chair is too big, too!" She exclaims yet again.

So, she tried the last and smallest chair.
"Ahhh, this chair is just right." sighed Goldie but no sooner than she had settled down into the chair it broke into many pieces underneath her!
"Ow!" as she sat on the floor on her bum.
Goldilocks was very tired at this time, so she went upstairs to the bedroom.

She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard.
Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft.
Then she lay down in third bed and it was just right. (This same scenario in this sentence occurred in BG Snow White with Snow White about 25 years earlier in 1812, they could be related in a sense, Skylights.)

Goldilocks fell asleep.

As she was sleeping, the three bears came home.
"Someone's been eating my porridge!" shouted Daddy Bear.
"Someone's been eating my porridge." said Mother Bear.
"Someone's been eating my porridge, and they ate it all." cried out Baby Bear.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair!" shouted Daddy Bear.
"Someone's been sitting in my chair." said Mother Bear.
"Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've broken it to pieces." cries Baby Bear.
They decide to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, they heard a shout from Daddy Bear. "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed." said Mother Bear.
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed bd she's still there!" exclaimed the Baby Bear.

Just then, Goldilocks woke up and saw the three bears.
She screamed. "HELP!"
And she jumped and ran out of the room. Goldilocks ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest.
And she never returned to the home of the three bears.
The end.
So yeah, Snow White and Goldilocks both randomly happen upon a house in the woods for no apparently clear reason ever. These two stories have a bit in common.
This is the oldest version there is of Goldilocks and The Three Bears and lock picks are not mentioned which means the Bears left it unlock which makes sense since bears are animals and don't use locks, people."