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baddies of the BAU😻

pest: Uhm guys...

victoria: istg if you say some stupid shit i'm smacking you it's 7:40 in the morning. i should not be doing paper work this early.

derek: real shit.

milf: spence what happened?

dilf : Yeah what happened? Are you okay?

dilf: Also the reason I have you all doing paper work this early is cause i have a surprise that's not getting here until 2 and i don't want you to be swamped with work.

victoria: tbh if you weren't my boss idk if i'd work here

derek: vicky is just so real tdy

dilf: May i ask why?

victoria: cause your hot

victoria: i show up and theres a hot man in a suit😝😝😝

derek: uhm what about a hot guy in a shirt

garcia: when both of them are hot>>

victoria; your disgusting derek is not cutesy pen

garcia: is too!!

garcia: btw i have your coffee and bagel honey!!

victoria; ilysm 💟

dilf: Jones that is highly inappropriate ,but thank you.

milf: LMAOOOOOOO

milf: wait spence you never told us what happened..

pest: Oh uhm well uh just go look in the coffee pot..

victoria: no thank you

pest: I didn't tell you to go look in the coffee pot did I?

victoria: actually 🤓

milf: HELP ME VICKY UOU NEED YO AEE THIS😭😭😭😭😭

victoria: oh lord

victoria: IM OISSING MY OANTS I THINK I KJWON WHO DID THIS.....

milf: EMILY-

victoria: WYA BAE 😭

milf eater: uh downstairs getting paperwork from someone...

derek: I AM BECER DRINKING OUT OF THE COFFEE POT AGAIN.

rossi: Guys! I bought a ICEE maker! It's gonna go in my office.

victoria: it's official rossi is my new favorite out of all of you.

rossi: You were always my favorite Victoria!

victoria: victoria nah more like victory

victoria: hear that all you saggy titty bitches

derek: vicky x rossi orr vicky x reid

victoria: jump off a bridge.

victoria:actually i will drive you off of that bridge.

victoria: i will make you drink that coffee.

dilf: Jones..

dilf: What was in the coffee maker anyway?

derek: a purple thingy

milf: uhmmmm

victoria: a vibrator

milf eater: this is why i like vicky bc she's straight forward unlike half of the bitches here

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