BAU group chat 😻

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baddies of the BAU😻

victoria: gnawing at the bars of my encloser rn

elle: spencer is she okay?

lover boy: Nope! She just ran around the apartment 10 times because of the grammys.

victoria: SHE ANNOUCED A NEW ALBUM

victoria: AND

victoria: IT WAS HER 13TH GRAMMY I FUCKING NEW SHE WAS UP TO SMTH WHEN I HEARD 13

thong wearer: who is she

milf: OMG I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL THATTT

milf eater: jj woke up her kids

milf: i was excited

lover boy: It's okay we got a noise complaint..

victoria: i get noise complaints all the time they can suck my big fat hairy balls

elle: why do you get noise complaints your never home

victoria: i'm a loud person elle greenway you know this

elle: wait

victoria: not like that tf

elle: BYE HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS THINKING THAT WAY

thong wearer: WITCHES.

thong wearer: BURN THEM ON THE STAKE!

thong wearer: sorry y'all my gf made me watch american horror story

garcia: HELLO? GF?

thong wearer: penny baby you've meet savannah

garcia: OH SAVANNAHHHHH

garcia: she's so sweet i love her

elle: GIRLFRIEND?

milf eater: does she know you have a thong collection

5 hours later (let's say it's 1:03 a.m)

thong wearer: i threw your thongs away and unsubscribed for that member ship whore

victoria: hey no name calling here slut

thong wearer: you just called me a slut

victoria; nah not you slut shaming me

elle: derek man i thought you were better than this

milf: don't shame her like that

milf eater: don't you fucking dare slut shame her like that again or i WILL cut off your balls and feed them to tiny children.

garcia: calm down derek

thong wearer: hop on the fucking hate train ig

dilf: Go to bed.

dilf: If you don't all of you will get paper work tomorrow!!

milf eater:

victoria: daddy's angy tdy🤭🤭🤭

thong wearer: 🫢🤭

elle:

elle; me and @victoria

victoria: did you js call me a bad bitch🤭🤭

elle: ofc i did i luv ur fatty🥸

thong wearer: DOCTOR I WANT WTV THERE ON.

victoria:

milf eater: don't play i WILL send my feet.

milf: emily put your socks back on babes

lover boy: How did talking about Taylor Swifts new album to sending feet pics?

thong wearer: ask ur gf buddy boo

victoria:

elle:

victoria: DID WE JS SEND THE SAME PIC?

elle: OMG MARRY ME

victoria: LETS GO RN

thong wearer; fucking witches.

anyways guys i ❤️ jake and johnnie and i'm lowkey thinking about making a johnnie fan fic and i made one for colby brock a long ass time ago (it's actually ass 💋💋) but yeah anyways

comment if i should make one love u guys 😇

OH AND THANK YOU FOR @Ash_Wr1tez FOR THE NEW TAYLOR ALBUM THINGY  (i actually need more ideas guys)