baddies of the BAU😻
dilf: Elle,Victoria
dilf: Are you two okay now?
elle: no...we are still very sick
victoria: are symptoms are worsening actually
victoria: had to go to urgent care earlier
victoria: DONT EAT GAS STATION SUSHI.
dilf: Well we have a case. You two can rest i'll text you if we need your help.
elle: okay guys have fun
fifty shades of slay
victoria: I SWESR TO FUCKING GOD IF ANY OF YOU BITCGES TELL.
elle: WE WILL BEAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR ASSES.
emily: you are gonna be so mad but the case is where you two are...
emily: someone killed people at the hotel like 10 minutes away from y'all's
victoria: fuck me in the ass
elle: wanna go to the next town over? it has a beach
victoria: i'll book
elle: situation FIXED.
victoria: my mom js texted me and went "i didn't know that rossi didn't know that you two were at the beach. i made him promise not to tell"
emily: BYE HES GONNA TELL
emily: also you and your mom are good now?
victoria: oh yeah we've been getting closer the past 7 months.
elle: yeah let's not talk about this and let's talk about the fact that me and vicky need to hurry up and get out of here bc there's COPS right next to OUR HOTEL ROOM
victoria: YOU DIDNT TELL ME THAT HELP ME PACK.
