baddies of the BAU😻
victoria: KING JULIAN WHY AM I TIED TO A STICK?
victoria: to trigger any explosives karl might have set for me. 😈
victoria: OH YAY! IM A SACRIFICE
thong wearer: i'm gonna sacrifice you and put you in my nachos.
victoria: uhm🧍♀️🧍♀️
elle: alr who pissed in ur cheerios
milf: DONT TALK TO VICKY LIKE THAT.
thong wearer: 🧍♀️
italian stallion: They have Reid.
victoria: WHO HAS SPENCER???
elle: ROSSI WHAT
milf: ???
garcia: ROSSI WHERE IS REID?
dilf: WHO HAS REID?
thong wearer: haha reid is taken
italian stallion: Some person who called me.
victoria: I-
victoria: WHO WAS IT?
italian stallion: They were like "i have your son" but i don't have a sun so i was like "i don't have a son?" and then they said "oh who is this lanky kid who looks like a beanpole" and i said "oh that's spencer"
victoria: WHY ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS?????
milf: EXACTLY WHY ARENT YOU FREAKING THE FREAK OUT MAN
garcia: okay so i found the number and tracked them it came from a house 10 miles away from where the police station you guys are currently at.
dilf: Send the address please.
garcia: alr done sir.
elle: vicky is FIGHTING.
milf: she's trying to drive and idk if i feel comfy with that
milf eater; i'm not okay with her driving😬
victoria: hotchner put me in the passengers seat and did we forget a very handsome guy is getting held hostage rn?
milf eater: i wouldn't say handsome but okay
30 minutes later
garcia: you got him right?
victoria: yeass
thong wearer: dude was getting held at gun point and vicky tackled the hoe w the gun and they got into a fight
victoria: 🙂🙂
