baddies of the BAU😻
10:40 p.m.
victoria:
thong wearer: not even the right chipmunk bitch we told u thiselle: DEREK THATS THE WHOLE POINY OMFG
victoria: HOW MANY TIMES DID WE TELL YALL THAT TF
elle: TURN UR LISTENING EARS ON DUMBASS
thong wear; yell at me more pls
milf eater: DEREK WHAT
thong wearer; i was hacked
victoria: i turned and watched him type that bro was not hacked
elle: i saw it too not hacked
thong wearer; can we just talk ab that fact ur letting spencer drive
elle: we are all intoxicated
thong wearer: i'm not hand me the car keys babe
elle; you don't deserve the car keys
elle: i need you to sit down and buckle up tho
thong wearer; yes ma'am 🫡
milf eater: WHAT HAPPEMED W DEREK?
milf eater: thank god elle turned him semi normal
dil
dilf; Thought you guys might like this lol.
victoria: STFU RN
victoria: did you tell him in his biggest fan
victoria; i luv twenty one pilots
dilf: Yes i did tell him you and elle were big fans. Jack loved to meet him too.
milf eater: it's weird seeing you in oants
victoria: no fr take them off!
victoria: sorry guys i was hacked idk who said that
thong wearer: i have a video of you typing that out
2:10 a.m.
victoria: tell spencer to get boyband hair back😩
thong wearer: with that emoji idk if i should
elle: fr...
victoria: but look
victoria:
milf eater: spencer js say ur getting it back so she will stfu and i can sleeplover boy: But i want short hair.
victoria: SOENCER THAT IS AHORT HAIR 😭😭😭😭
victoria: and i thought you were supposed to be the smart one here
lover boy: Vic..didn't you ask me what 8x8 was?
victoria: i wasn't smart in math...only history and english
elle: real
victoria: tbh i'd pop my pissy 4 abe lincoln
milf: WJAT?
victoria: you heard me
victoria: anyways good night guys my melatonin just kicked in 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗