baddies of the BAU😻
victoria: guys ik we should be getting ready but look
victoria;
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elle: u need to get ready
dilf: The limo is picking you guys up in three hours.
victoria: i got this.
three hours later
victoria: I DONT GOT THIS IM LITERALLY TRYING TO PUT ON LIPSTICK ANF MY SHOES STOP HONKING FEREK
thong wearer: HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT I WAS TELLUNG HIM TO DO THAT
victoria: BC IK U BITCH
victoria: ILL BR OUT THETE IN 2 MUNS
milf eater: vicky do you want some champagne
victoria: no remember no alcohol on my diet
milf eater: right...
elle: victoria we need to have a serious talk later
victoria: erm okay...
victoria: a little weird
victoria: anyways you distracted me
victoria; i was trying to put on my shoes
two hours later
thong wearer:
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victoria: lol was gonna say smth but it's inappropriate
thong wearer: same
victoria; elle get ur man away from mine
elle: derek. go eat or smth.
thong wearer: got it
thong wearer; y'all know they got unlimited desert here.
victoria: WHERE IM COMING WITH YOU
two hours later
victoria: i'm never eating desert again
thong wearer: i'm gonna combust
thong wearer: and not in a good way
garcia: i don't think there's a good way to combust?
victoria; you can combust 😜🍆🍑😩 or combust🔥❤️🔥💣🤯
thong wearer: it's the second one
victoria; i'm gonna do both
victoria: once i find my bf
victoria: and tell him i'm tired
victoria: and wanna go home
victoria: my legs hurt
victoria: my tummy hurts
victoria; i'm gonna puke uo every single thing i ate in the last two hrs
thong wearer: me too where gf elle
elle: where are you guys me and spencer are coming to you guys
thong wearer: in the dining area
milf eater: vicky did you explore this place before you decided to eat all that
victoria: oh yeah
victoria; loads of shit in my purse rn
victoria: wait i take that back
milf: vicky😭
victoria: what
milf: already?
victoria: ha that's what spencer said
milf eater: ur not drunk so what are you?
victoria: sober?
garcia; well i hope ur sober
garcia; cuz when i was at ur house the other day i found 8 positive pregnancy tests in ur potty room
victoria: it's not what you think
victoria; i'm not pregnant
milf; there mine guys
victoria: yeah
victoria: totally
milf: victoria
victoria: jj
three hours later
victoria: hey guys pasta at rossi's tmr
victoria: be there or be square
victoria: pls show up
victoria: or ima cry
victoria: maybe even fall off the roof
lover boy: Your not falling off the roof.
victoria: i am not gonna fall off the roof
victoria: guys don't play i started vitamins
milf; the ones i recommended right?
victoria: yes
milf eater: wiat
milf eater: WAIT
milf eater: WAITTTTTT
milf: shut up
milf eater: yes mommy
