baddies of the BAU😻
victoria: eels r weird
thong wearer: please stfu
victoria: naur
victoria: lmao i think i have pink eye🌝
victoria: or it's from the chlorine in my pool that i swam in before we left
(this is very true guys im pretty positive it's pink eye)
victoria: maybe it's my mascara idk
thong wearer: VICTORIA
victoria: yes?
thong wearer: I DO NOT CARE
elle: ERM I CARE I USED HER MASCARA THE OTHER DAY
victoria: when wtf
elle: the other day tf
victoria: right
3 hours later
garcia: WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD? DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED? WERE U WRITING A BOOK? WERE U A SLEEPER CELL SPY? IN FIFTY YRS WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED? AND YOULL CONFESS TO WHY U DID IT AND ILL SAY GOOD RIDDANCE CAUSE IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN I WOULDVE DIED FOR YOUR SINS INSTEAD I JUST DIED IMSIDE AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT U WONT GET TIME YOULL SILDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THRU THE BARS YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND UR RENTAL CAR YOU SAID NORMAL GURLS WERE BORING BUT U WERE GONE BY THE MORNING YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT UR STILL PREFORMING
victoria: baby are you okay
garcia: no😞
derek: WHAT HAPPENED
elle: DO WE NEED TO BEAT SOMEONES ASS
garcia: erm i got shot by the coffee shop dude
victoria: oh my fuck
victoria: me and jj are flying back rn
derek: BUTCH IM COMING TOO
elle: ME TOO TF
dilf: Guys we need you two on the case. I sent those two because they are more responsible than you two.
elle: bffr u wouldn't have sent vicky if she wasn't 5 months pregnant.
dilf: That is true.
victoria: i need everyone to stfu before i fly out of this god damn plane
5 hrs later
victoria: i am finding this bicyh
victoria: and i will get every single man ik on his ass
victoria: then beat him up once i'm kid free.
milf: me too
IM OUR OF ACHOOL GUYS!!!!!
