baddies of the BAU😻
3:10 a.m.
elle: hey guys🥰
victoria: oh god wtf did you do
elle: nothing!
elle: i just want to talk to you guys
milf eater: are you okay?
milf: do you need to go to the hospital
garcia: elle?
elle: yes pen?
garcia: what did you do?
garcia: do we need to admit you to the mental hospital
victoria: BYE
elle: guys i'm fine i just want to talk to you
elle; i'm bored
victoria; okay that's it i'm coming over
garcia: me too
milf: i would but i would wake up my kids
milf eater: idc ab them rn so i'm On my way!
4:30 a.m.
victoria: sooooo
milf eater: we tried to break into ur apartment elle
garcia: where are you
elle: at 7-11
elle: this indian guy is hitting on me
thong wearer: beat him up👊👊👊👊
victoria; get his number
dilf: Hey guys, sorry to interrupt whatever is going on here ,but we got a case. We can debrief on the plane.
victoria: say it rn.
dilf: Wheels up in an hour.
elle: thought you were gonna say 30 was about to freak.
victoria: alright guys who wants to help me wake up spencer
thong wearer: i'll spam him😛
victoria: good i can pack
5 minutes later
thong wearer: this bitch answered me and went "it's 4 in the morning what the fuck do you want"
thong wearer: WTF DID YOU DO TO HIM VICTORIA?
victoria: sorry y'all i've been rubbing off on him i guess🤠🤠
milf eater: more like rubbing on
victoria: PAUSE
dilf: Strauss is coming with us so no PDA.
victoria: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND TELL ME THATS A FUVKING LIE
dilf: No lie.
elle: wait can i still fuck u in the ass
victoria; anything 4 u bbg
milf: woah guys
victoria: u wanna join🥰
milf: i don't partake in the fucking of the ass
garcia: guys why are we talking about anal?
dilf: Strauss saw that...She's not happy.
victoria: THAT FUCKING OLD CRINKLY WRINKLY BITCH NEEDS TO STOP STARING AT YOUR PHONE.
dilf: Jones. She's right next to me.
thong wearer: "she's right behind me isn't she🤓👆"
victoria: idc
dilf: Garcia don't go to the office we need you here.
garcia: BET 💁♀️
1 hour later
milf: why the fuck is is strauss yelling it's FIVE IN THE MORNING
milf eater: bc of this gc.
victoria:
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elle: THE WAY HOTCH HAD TO EXUSE HIMSELF BC HE STARTED LAUGHING💀
dilf: Guys please listen so we all don't get in trouble.
victoria: SHES NOT LETTING ME GO INTO THE FEILD BC OF A MSG???
victoria: WHAT THE FUCK
victoria: wait guys rossi has my back
elle: your fucking done
milf eater: they are getting into it
milf: this is stupid
thong wearer: i love when old people fight
thong wearer: like get into it old farts😀
elle: derek..
