baddies of the BAU😻
milf eater: seeing victoria and spencer in the wild all lovey dovey makes me SICK
elle: oh lord what did they do now?
elle: have sex on a park bench again?
milf eater: IM SORRY AGAIN?
thong wearer: excuse me
victoria: ELLE THAT WAS UR DREAM BRO WE NEVER DID THAT
victoria: WE NEVER WILL
victoria: i'm also pregnant how would we do that
milf eater: or are you faking so u could have sex on a park bench
victoria: omg shut the hell up
milf eater: no
victoria: okay
thong wearer: so elle tell me about this dream
elle: uhm what
victoria: do not tell that pervert
victoria: erm anyways who votes that rossi should let me use his house for my baby shower/ gender reveal party bc guess who doesn't have money to do both!
milf: i vote yes
milf eater; rossi let her use it
milf eater: what's the worse she's gonna do?
milf: she can't drink so it's not gonna be bad
elle: no but i can drink and i will makeup for her actions
elle: but i say yes
victoria: okay so we all say yes
italian stallion: I told you that you can do it here. Were you listening?
victoria: uh probably not
6 hours later
victoria: saying that soencer has been banned from every casino in vegas is so funny
milf eater: who were you telling😭😭
victoria: erm idk he's from that team that's flys around the world idk but we were gambling
lover boy: And we won.
victoria: well he won i played one round before i went to go find food.
milf eater: valid
thong wearer: guys please help me
thong wearer: yk how u told me to watch camden while u were gone
victoria: WHAT DID U DO
thong wearer: i did nothing we did nothing
thong wearer: remember how you gave us money for pizza
victoria; oh god
thong wearer; we kinda bought video games w it and now we are starving
victoria: do you not have fucking money
thong wearer: we are getting payed next week man
victoria: do you not know how to save up
elle: derek what do y'all want to eat i'll bring it
victoria: no don't do that they don't deserve it
camden: we are really hungry i am so sorry it was all dereks fault
thong wearer: HEY NEXT TIME UR GOING WITH ONE OF UR FRIENDS
victoria: okay nvm only camden deserves it
elle: okay omw w pizza
i swam one time so far this summer and now i'm suffering the consequences (my ear hurts so bad and i think ima die)
