baddies of the BAU😻
12:39 a.m.
victoria:
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victoria; he's so lana del rey like i want to roll him into a blunt and smoke him yk what i'm saying
1:19 a.m.
victoria; since i went to a taylor swift concert i think i should go to a lana del rey concert now😘
3:30 a.m.
victoria; sometimes i want to stuff him in a bag and take him every where i go
pest: GO TO BED.
10:01 a.m.
dilf: What went on last night?
thong wearer; at this point i don't even wanna ask
milf eater; YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO I SAW BEING LOVEY DOVEY IN WALMART.
milf: HOTCH AND ELLE?
elle: i'm gay
milf; me too
milf: WAIT WAS IT SPENCER AND VICKY?
milf eater: YES THEH DUDNT SEE ME AND IM LOWKEY STALKING THEM
victoria; wait ur the person behind us
milf eater; yes now why is ur arm linked w his
milf eater; ik this girl saw my msg i literally saw her read it then put her phone back into her pocket🌚
milf: haha that's funny
garcia: IS MY SHIP SAILING?????
elle: NO BC EVERYONE IS BOARDED THE CAPTAIN IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO LEAVE THE DOCK
garcia: I REPEAT THE SHIP IS ABOUT TONLEAVE THE DOCK
italian stallion: What?
garcia: I'll teach you tomorrow!
2 hours later
victoria; ROSSI ISTG IK IT WAS U.
italian stallion: What?
victoria: DID U TELL MY MOM??
milf eater: *sips tea*
thong wearer; emily what did you do?
milf eater; nothing!
italian stallion: I haven't said anything, I mean your mom is right next to me so she might have read the text.
victoria; why is she next to you
victoria: HOW is she next to you she's yelling at me..
30 minutes later
victoria: GUYS.
milf eater; YES?
milf: what is up girly
elle: WHAT.
garcia: ?!?
dilf; You have my attention.
thong wearer: wsp pretty girl
pest; Me and Victoria are dating.
victoria: i was supposed to say it:(
pest: Oh pretend i never said anything
victoria: ME AND SPENCER ARE DATING (we've been dating for the past 5 months)
milf; FIVE!?????????
milf eater: WHAT OMG
elle: FUCKING FINALLY I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU WERE GONNA FINALLY SAY SMTH.
dilf: Congrats guys!!!
garcia: AHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
garcia: someone knocked on my door cuz i actually screamed
it's the day we've all been waiting for tbh
