baddies of the BAU😻
victoria: okay david rossi
victoria: we know you have money
victoria; i especially know you have money cuz wdym my mom js went on a whole shopping spree and didn't cry after
victoria: anyways
victoria: so i think you should get us tix to the new eras tour
milf: AGREED
elle: OMG YES WE NEEF TO SEE TTPD LIVE
garcia: YES I WANNA HEAR THE NEW ERAS TOUR
milf eater: SAME SAME SAME
victoria: i think you should get them as a nice little treat
italian stallion: I will try and get them.
victoria: LETS GOOOOO MF
4 hours later
victoria: let's make spencer throw his contacts away🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
elle: okay i'm tired of ur horny ass get away from me
victoria: WHAT DID I FO
elle: this is giving 'tell spencer to get his boyband hair back' and he did
milf eater: and ur horny ass decided to get pregnant
milf eater: still can't believe y'all FUCKED after he got the CUT.
victoria: wanna know smth funny
elle: no not really
milf eater: i'm scared of you rn
victoria: we were on a case
victoria: and we were on a diff floor than y'all
victoria: and our neighbor got mad at us and complained to the hotel ppl
dilf: Is that why you guys had to move...
milf eater: YOU'VE DISAPPOINTED OUR FATHER
dilf: I'm sorry...? Our? Father?
victoria: NOW YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED FATHER
dilf: WHY ARE YOU GUYS CALLING ME FATHER
victoria: cuz we don't have one
milf eater: yeah #wearealltraumabondedsomeway
camden: what is trauma bonded
victoria: OH FUCK UR IN HERE STILL
camden: erm yeah i js read the last txt msg when i click on this gc and start my own conversation
victoria: okay good wtf
milf: the way he'd be traumatized if he read y'all's conversation earlier
camden: WERE GOING TI THE ERAS TOUR?
victoria: OH FUCK HES READING THEN
camden left the group chat!
victoria: I RAN SO MF FAST GUYS I DONT THINK YALL UNDERSTAND
victoria: IM AO OUT OF BREATH
milf eater: so is this a sign we should come over and watch tangled
milf: i like that henry and camden can hang
victoria: i do have snacks 🫢
milf: leaving the house rn
milf eater: no she's not she has to waddle to get dressed while i wake henry up
milf eater: why do teens take naps during the day
victoria: i take naps during the day don't start
guys tell me why i was baby sitting my sisters kids earlier tdy and they start watching my yt and they put on SKIBIDI TOLIET like wtf
also i have not had my daily nap and i think i'm dying 😞😞 #getthesekidsawayfromme
also i'm finally done being sick after a whole week it felt like 4 billion yrs tho i never wanna get sick again
