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baddies of the BAU😻

victoria: lol

thong wearer: tf u lol for

thong wearer: all of us got a mountain of paper work.

milf eater: not me💋

victoria: me neither😛

dilf: I gave you all paper work to last you the whole day?

victoria: and i'm done

thong wearer: you just fucking started

victoria: nuh uh don't give me that attitude baldy.

thong wearer: oh i'm sorry ms i got issues because my mom never loved me

victoria; oh you really wanna go there mr my daddy died in front of me and now i am living up to his expectations even though he's never gonna see me.

thong wearer: mhm ms i've went to therapy since i was 9 years old and it has never helped me.

milf: OKAY! this is where we are gonna stop ladies and gentlemen!

victoria: actually therapy has helped me cunt

milf: victoria stop.

milf: derek do your work.

milf eater: JJ FOR UNIT CHIEF !

dilf: Uhm, excuse me?

milf eater: SORRY HOT CHOCOLATE

milf eater: did you know if you walk a little bit down the road WE HAVE FOOD TRUCKS?

victoria: WE DO?

milf eater: want me to get you something?

victoria: nah i'm not hungry

victoria; i'm watching greys anatomy for the 10009 time

victoria: i miss my cats

victoria: i miss my bed

milf eater: me too😕

victoria; i honestly think i'm about to puke everywhere

milf: what..

garcia: are you okay?

victoria: lmao yeah

victoria: i drank like 10 redbulls

elle: YOUR GONNA DIE?

victoria: i think i'll be fine

1 hour later

thong wearer: i went on lunch and this is what i come back to?

dilf: What happened now?

thong wearer: EMILY WRAPPED ALL MY THINGS IN WRAPPING PAPER

milf eater: IT WASNT ME?

thong wearer: IK IT WAS U LITTLE FUCKER

thong wearer: COME HERE BITCH

milf: DO NOT PUT YOUR HANDS ON HER.

milf: SIT DOWN.

elle: damn

elle: i need vicky to come back idk where tf she went she needa see ts

italian stallion: She's asleep in here! Want me to wake her up?

elle: hell yes she needs to see this

elle: there fighting out here lol

thong wearer: IM NOT GOING TO PUT MY HANDS ON HER I JS WANNA TALK

milf: sit down derek

milf: emily did you do this?

milf: tell me truthfully.

milf eater: no..

victoria: why does she handle this better than hotch

thong wearer: EMILY PRENTISS COME HERE RN

dilf: Derek listen to JJ now.

victoria: mommy and daddy teaming up???

milf: victoria your not helping.

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