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This is why I don't get involved

It was April Fool's day my least favorite day of the year. If I were to list all the holidays it would be the last one on the list. But I know how much Sam and Dean like it. But Dean the most. And most if not all of the pranks were intended for Sam. After all they knew better than to try and prank me. And not just because if I were to even attempt to pull a prank they would be hit twice as hard. No, no even Luci and Gabe knew not to prank me. As you know life in Heaven is not exactly always heavenly pun totally intended at least not for me. I preferred my life in Hell with Azazel better than heaven that's how you know how messed up Heaven is. Only the archangels have really ever seen G-D in the flesh. And Lucifer is still in the cage though maybe not as this point anymore. The problem is was that sometimes I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Fortunately Cas never seems to fall for any of Dean's tricks. Anytime a prank happened I tried my best to fix it. I heard a loud crash and Sam's voice it was so loud I could hear it all the way in my room. I watched as Dean ran down the hall and I heard him think about where he was planning on hiding. Not his own too obvious not my room I'd be no help so Cas's room it was. His always open forever unlocked door. Fortunately for Dean at the moment my hair was wet from his prank though not meant for me. But I guess that's what I get for not showering in my own shower. One moment the bathroom mirror was just a normal mirror in my bathroom and the next I did a spell to fix it and then I put my reflection into it. Ah! Sh, sh I put a finger to my lips. I saw him go into Cas's room he was meant to put red dye into your shampoo to make your hair red. Why did he do that? Why do you think? It was made for you.

I'm sorry Farr's. This is why I don't get involved. Switch to twin mode you'll never get that out of your hair if it were me I'd be taking 8 showers. I've already tried 6 times I start to think I was hallucinating that blood was pouring down on me. Normally as a vampire that would be good but not when I'm the kind of vampire that's only part vampire and only drinks animal blood. It made my vampire senses feel dominate. There's a reason I don't drink human blood for one I'd feel bad for another it's kind of addicting. But since that's only part of what I am I had this guilty feeling but also this hungry feeling. My vampire powers suddenly feel heightened. Do you need some of mine? Sam if I start I may never stop. Then I'll choose a safe word like purple. Why? Because it's a silly random word it's silly and random enough to either make you stop confused or it's so silly and random it will make you stop and laugh either way no more fangs and also I'll get more pale. But at least when you bite a loved one it doesn't hurt.

Ok but later. No Farr's your eyes are turning red do it now. Fine! I do a spell to put myself into the room from the mirror. Go sit. I point at the bed. And put out your arm. Yeah ok. I told you Sam I won't take from the vein in your neck I only drink as if you're giving blood from a normal needle but more like a straw. Of course now if I were Gabe I'd have no problem with it. Yeah uh huh I get it. Did your wings get affected. I mean like forever? Well I'm guessing that if my hair is red so are my wings. So open them. Um I think I'll just check them later. Farr's open them. Why? Why? I wanna see them. I wanna help. But after all that you guys see everyday don't you see enough stuff that freaks you out?! Of course we do but even if that's the case I see strange things every day but they don't freak me out I've never seen anything more beautiful. You think so? I don't exactly take compliments well. Open. When they open I have to remind myself that I'm not hurt and it's not blood that it's just red hair dye. Yeah that looks pretty bad. I'll have to figure out a way to get them cleaned.

But for now hold still. After I get blood from Sam we head to Cas's room. Meanwhile.... Hide me! Dean came in all giggly diving under Cas's bed before he could even ask why. Why what did you do this time? I loosened the bolts on his mirror I put hair dye in his body wash and I.... Then he shut up. Cas (dad) Sam and I both called. Ever since Cas became G-D well you know he's always been a father figure to me and he raised me but he wouldn't let me call him dad because I already had one of those and then he became G-D and said I could call him dad and then he blew up and became just Jimmy or whatever. And he forgot everything but he see angels and demon true faces. And I was scared that he was gonna be scared of me and think I was a monster. But once he remembered he told me I could call him dad. Which is a funny thought should he and Dean you know ever get married good thing there's no biological aspect there.