Drama is interesting.
Drama caused by me is even more interesting.
Relationship drama is just chef's kiss.
Relationship drama caused by me is DA BEST!
Especially when it's toxic.
So here I am shaming a bowl of popcorn with Nico and sipping some blue cherry coke as we watch hogwarts' 'golden couple' have an argument that could end their relationship.
Interesting. I know right.
"SO DRAY YOU CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS THAN ME."
"YOU WANT THE TRUTH. YEAH I CARE ABOUT THEM MORE THAN YOU CAUSE THEY ACTUALLY TREAT ME LIKE A PERSON AND NOT A FUCKING OBJECT."
"WELL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S USING ME FOR MY MONEY."
"WE BOTH NOW THAT'S A LIE. HARRY JAMES POTTER THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER NEVER TALK ME AGAIN OR I WILL KILL YOU."
"No fair," I whispered to Nico "I wanted to do that."
He giggled lol fun on giggled. CUTE!
Any way back to the argument."
"FINE FUCK OFF MALFOY"
"Good riddance!"
Then suddenly the 'that's my girl part' of 'that's my girl' by fifth harmony started playing. We all turned to where the sound was coming from and it was PANSY.
"Seriously Pans"
She shrugged "The moment seemed right "
"I'm not a girl though" he muttered.
"Still seemed right."
Blaise spoke up, "any way we need to add them to gc."
Pans pans added you and deathkid to 'Slytherin Group'
Sup father fuckers
Pans pans:why father fuckers
Well most of the guys are gay or bi and you're pans so seem appropriate
Ice Prince: I FINALLY BROKE UP WITH POTTER
Nott watcher: FUCKING FINALLY
Nott watcher: Percy why does ur username say 'sonofposeidon'
No reason I just like green mythology
Sonofposeidon changed his name to son-in-law oftheunderworld
deathkid: are u trynna get us exposed
Nott watcher : hmmm interesting
son-in-law oftheunderworld changed his name to badass slytherin
Herbology nerd: Draco what did you do Harry won't stop screaming.
Ice Prince: broke up with him
Herbology nerd: good for you but the tension in there is thick as hell
deathkid: never say that phrase again!
Nott watcher: when ever someone says hell u two always tense up why
Why is Neville here he's in gryffindor
Nott watcher : ur avoiding the question
Gn
deathkid: Gn
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson and the third Great Prophecy
FanfictionA pjoxhp crossover P.S the whole book will be in Percy pov
