𝗡𝗼 𝗦𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗲𝘀 ᵍᵒʲᵒ ˢᵃᵗᵒʳᵘ

𝟭𝟬

osaka, october 20 2005

"huh...?" you looked around in confusion at your surroundings, which suddenly changed the second you blinked. the deserted and boring office room you had been in before suddenly turned into a completely white room with absolute nothing in it. even the door through which you had entered was no longer there. instead, there were three doors with three different colors in front of you. "did i end up in the backrooms or...?" you wondered, a little creeped out, and continued to look around, knowing that there was no other exit than these strange doors in front of you.

you knew that, you really did. it was just that you really didn't want to make this decision. the fact that you didn't know what was behind those doors and that the whole thing could be a possible trap from the curse you were supposed to exorcize made this a very bad situation. "so we have green, black and pink..." you thought to yourself and considered your choices with a hum. simply doing nothing just wasn't a solution.

your eyes watched the doors for a good minute. "well, obviously, i'll go for pink. don't know why i had to think about it for so long." you finally came to the decision and then remembered that the whole reason you ended up in this place was also because you walked through a door without thinking too much about it.

whatever, here goes nothing. you opened the pink door slowly and peeked through the small opening first only to reveal a room that looked exactly the same. white with a bunch of nothing, only this time the doors were different colors. "oh, that was sort of anti-climatic." you said and at the same time didn't really have enough adrenaline left to this again. "this is actually quite disappointing..."

but boredom is better than dying, i guess.

somewhere else...

"this is supposed to be the curse?" satoru asked himself, a bit disappointed, as he looked at the relatively small curse on the very large desk. when he spotted a strong energy in the room (that seemed to be the office of the then head of the company), he entered it with somewhat higher expectations and was ready for a big fight.

geto watched the crawling creature sucking on a pen and spreading all the ink everywhere. something wasn't quite right. he had a queasy feeling. "that thing doesn't even seem to be a grade 4, but something is weird...where is this strong curse energy coming from?" he asked himself as all his senses heightened to detect the lurking danger.

satoru approached the wretched curse to analyze it more closely. his blue eyes peered out of his sunglasses as he poked the ugly thing with his finger. "it looks silly." he remarked. "and it's a fragment of the real curse."

after he uttered the sentence, a foreign hand tried to stop him from continuing to bully the little curse. the grip didn't do much since it was stopped by his infinity. "she's actually my pet. her name is mango, she's a really cute one and like you said, she's a part of me." spoke out the voice of the curse that had appeared out of nowhere in front of the sorceres behind the desk. just sitting there casually and also somewhat...professional?

the gojo blinked a few times in confusion while geto, on the other hand, had a slightly horrified expression on his face. Somehow understandable since there was a curse in front of them who, apart from his multiple eyes, purple skin and large statue, looked pretty much like a human, spoke very sophisticatedly and wore a shitty suit. "what the fuck." they both finally spat out.

the curse's multiple eyes kept blinking at different times, which was a bit distracting. "please, watch your choice of words a little more." it said, taking mango in his arms after removing its unnecessary grip. it leaned back in his chair. "what's with the funny looks? it's rude to stare like that."

before geto could reply, the six eyes user interrupted him. "don't give that thing an answer, suguru. it's still just a stupid curse, even if it acts all smart." he said, looking down at it from above after standing up straight. "what's with this role-playing? you're a stupid curse. stop acting like a human and crawl around on the ground like you're supposed to. don't think you're something better just because you ate one of sukuna's fingers."

he ate one of sukuna's fingers? geto went into a fighting position. no wonder his strength feels different. i've never seen a curse that can talk like that. it really is a special grade.

"i don't think i'm any better. i know i am." he spoke casually and then snapped his fingers, transforming the old room into a high-quality office with large windows that gave him a perfect view of the new york skyline.

to be continued...

fun fact: i was gonna write a fun little story with sukuna in a the way of the househusband au, but then he killed all my besties so...no. (also, the german title for that anime is so much better, like yakuza goes househusband? way shorter and smarter, plus it explains the core of the storyline in just three words like...)