Spiderman Oneshots

the 'prank'

A/n: spideypool. Harley is like an older brother in this one and the Avengers (besides Tony and Bruce) are slightly meaner in here ESPECIALLY SAM
Fuck you man.
BaS D0wN sAmAnThA bAs Down SAM.
OK ENJOY (:
⚠️Trigger warning: S3lf H@rm and mention of it⚠️

It was 1 in the afternoon, the Avengers, Harley and Ned and MJ were discussing how they'd get back at Peter.  Tony couldn't attend due to being on a week and 3 day business trip.

Everyone now seated in the decided spot, well except Ned and MJ, who were in the comfort of their own room, attending the meeting over a video call.

"Ok so any ideas" Harley asked as he scratched his chin with his index finger.
"None so far" sighed MJ
"I got it" Sam yelled nearly excited at the idea.
"What is it" Clint and Natasha asked in unison, raising their eyebrows.
"We ignore him and/or act mean to him" Sam grinned.

Ned grimaced at the man's immature idea, concern following along. The others nodded in agreement, Steve, Bucky and Nat who thought it would help strengthen him up a bit, Harley who thought he'd partially deserve it for what he done to him, MJ just agreed, the sadistic side inside of her was projecting and merely had shivers sent up everyone's spine.

"Then it's settled" Harley announced.
"Isn't this, I don't know, a Lil extreme" Ned tried reasoning.
"Hell no" Harley yelled "you see the shit he's done, ma eyebrows took months to grow back"
"I was registered a cannibal for liking chicken" Clint cried. "My arrows were even used against me"
"He put blue hair dye in my shampoo" Wanda retorted.
"Glittered my arm and turned me into a walking ken" Bucky grumbled.

Everyone shares their point, trying to convince Ned. "Ned agree, or I'll tell Cindy yo-" "okay fine!" Ned screamed interrupting MJ.

"So for how long" Steve asked.
"Well it's Sunday, so maybe till a week, end next Monday." Sam opted nonchalantly.
"Ok it's settled".

Monday:

Peter jumped out of bed,  'it's just a shower Peter no harm.'  He thought to himself. 'Even men have big chests, like Dwane the Rock Johnson.right.'  dysphoria hit harder on Monday and Peter was lucky he could wear his binder today.

As he walked past, Harley shoved he's shoulder against Peter, making him stumble, " uh g-good morning" Pete greeted nervously as Harley kept he's eyes on his phone. "Uhm ok" Peter muttered.

Harley regretted this already, day 1 and it's already getting hard.

Peter made he's way to the kitchen, greeting everyone his usual bright smile, but no answer.
Entering the kitchen to take he's lunch, to find nothing set in the counter.

"Uhm Steve where's my lunch" Peter was confused Steve Would always assure Peter to eat due to his advance metabolism and all needed nutrition.
"Make it yourself, brat" Steve retorted, mubbling the last word.

"Never mind I'll just go, see you all later" Peter said running towards the elavatore.
"Stupid orphan" Sam mumbled past he's ear. That put a string in he's heart but just shoved it off.

"Morning hap" He greeted cheerfully, entering the car with Happy's usual grumble.

School, wasn't any different MJ just plain ass ignored him, before he could even greet her she pulled out a middle finger, instantly shushing him.
Closely followed by Ned who glanced at Peter blanky staring as if he'd never met him in his entire life.
"Ned" Peter called sadness in his voice, yo which Ned ignored.

'whats going on today', he thought. Just as the bell rang he sprinted before he could be met face to face with Flash, yeah his not feeling it today folks.