AU: Spideypool.
(🕸️🥧❤️= Petey pie/ baby boy/ peter)
(💀💩La❤️=Deadpool/Wade)
🕸️🥧❤️
Babe, babe you awake.
💀💩L❤️
I am now.
Sorry.
Don't be I just had
A horrible nightmare.
And was awaken by your sweet
Notifying messages
So you indeed saved me(づ￣ ³￣)づ
You ok :-[
Yeah...
So what's up.
The ceiling XD
Duh.
...
Funny but srsly though.
Nah Uhm just needed comfort.
It's lonely here.
Everyone's on a mittion
And I don't want to bother Mr Strange.
I think you mean
Papa2
What 😂
How the!?
Mercanary rmb I know my sources.
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
Imma just forget that ...
Nah u won't
So you gonna tell me .
Do yo think I'm weak.
What!?
Shove that sentence in the
Drain and rinse it with
Le *chimichangas*
TF 🤣
Ofc Hun.
#high-on-chimies.
🤞 Yuh.
(≧▽≦)
Ur not ok
Bruh duh
I just ate my chimies
Tsek.
TF is that.
Oh Shuri taught it 2 me.
It means go, away fuck of
Or go to hell
:)
(; oh
Damn.
Guess Imma have to
Fuck of then.
Wait don-
I'll Fuck of that ass of urs.
*Bites lip*
👁️ 👁️
Did you just type what
Your d-
Course I di-
Heh Nah u don't.
Why'd you cut me off.
It my job to break the logi-
Cuz I'm Spider-man.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Twerks and overdoses
on whiskey.*
👁️👄👁️
Bruh babe you are not
Ok.
Love u too ( ˘ ³˘)♥
When we gonna
👌👈
Huh.
YK 👌👈
👁️👄👁️ Ex-swueezes
Ass can't pleases.
Peteeeeer
Wadeeey.
Babyyy. ಥ╭╮ಥ
Daddyyy no
ಠ◡ಠ
(• O •).
Wait you read that wrong.
(꒪꒳꒪)
Someone's getting frisky.
Who knows maybe kinky.
| ͡ᵔ ﹏ ͡ᵔ |
Wade nooooo
Oh Nah.
It's
✨Daddy✨now
(-ω-) why. Just just
....why.
Fuck me emo boy.
No. Just.
C'mon fuck me
Emo boy.
Bruh babe
Please stop.
Tight as a virgin.
Don't get nervous.
Tight~
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Fuck you.
Already am.
What....
Mk goodnight.
-🕸️🥧♥️ Is offline-
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Spiderman Oneshots
RandomWell this crap is...done Please check out the adventures of Peter Parker, it'll be better than this I hope TvT
