Spiderman Oneshots

RYTHEME TO MY SEXUALITY

A/N: I got my motive from this comment in one of the stories I'm reading, Hope u enjoy

Peter Parker, to say he knew who he was, was an understatement. This boy was what you called a walking exam question u left un-answered and soon regretted it.

There was a time where Peter himself, was not a he, but we don't speak of that.
He went from being a straight boy, to being a bi mess for nearly 3 years, then being Aromantic for an entire year and now he's Gay, or is he, guess we'll never know. 
Remember it takes time to discover who u are and right now Peter was satisfied with he's confussive response of attraction.

"this is fucking irritating" yelled the arachnid boy.
"white boy shut your shit" shushed Shuri.
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Peter hung upside down, he did this most when he was overlooking, overthinking or just needing to. 
"what the Peter get down from there" Tony scold " you nearly gave me a heart attack"
"nah I'm ok up here" the brunette confirmed, patting the ceiling .
"what are u doing up there anyways"
"questioning"
"your existence or-"
"nah, that's on Tuesdays and Thursdays-"
"Today IS Thursday"  Tony confirmed.

"what u up to" Tony asked moments later,
"get the camera rolling" Peter commanded politely to the father-figure as he slowly stood on the ceiling.
"wha-"
"get the cam rolling!" 
"I uh ...ok" The said man pulled out he's phone recording this. "what now?" the man asked.
"Its Pride" Peter started, a pare of shades suddenly appearing on his face.
"where di-" "hush" the boy interrupted, pulling out his index/pointer finger to hush the man remaining in his T-pose stance.

"isitrollin"  Peter slurred like a drunk man.
"yes" said Tony.
"good" Peter added making the man raise a brow. "Its Pride" he added as if that answered everything.

Suddenly pulling out 3 different flags, one was a rainbow, representing gay the second had a Pink, blue and purple in the middle stripe, which represented the Bisexuals and lastly he held a flag with 2 shades of green on lighter, a white stipe bellow the lighter green followed by a grey then a black stripe, representing the aromatic.

"where the fu-" Tony yelled only to be interrupted.
"its pride"
"yeah but why do you have 3 flags?" Tony asked, questioning the logic in this.
"oh yeah, shit" realization hit the brunette as he pulled a flag that represented the transgenders. with a blue, pink, white, pink, blue stripe and pink, blue and yellow stripes aka the Pan flag.

"PRIDE MONTH HOES" Peter screeched raising the flags above he's head in triumph. 
"what the" was all Tony could say.

The remainder of the gay-arachn-gang appeared wearing similar shades to the said arachnid, the members being: Shuri, MJ, Ned, Harley and surprisingly Wade, leaving Tony Livid.

"the gays emerge from the shadows" Ned said, gravelling his voice, everyone nodding  simultaneously in unity, "mhm mhm" humming in agreement.

"I am Bi-derman" Peter started by bopping his head, he's voice in a song-like tone.
"He so Bi he'll steal ur guy" ma man Wade danced into the center with he's glass-like hills, posing like a diva.

"I'm also Spider-gay" the bopping brunette added.
"He went for men and avoided MJ" Ned added dramatically spinning, trying to avoid the cold glare MJ was sending him.

"I was Aro-man...uh Aro-spider" the brunette sang questionably stopping the bop
"yep still confused" MJ and Shuri chuckled at their sudden unity.

"I am Spider-pan" the singing spider adds continuously bopping, returning to he's T-pose.
"fuck of hoes he my man" Harley announced.
"awe fuck nah he's mine" Wade yelled.
"fight me" Harley challenged, pulling up he's fists, 
"aight" Wade agreed pulling out he's Katanas. "game o-"
"Nah like a man" Harley added dragging the last word.

Peter did a dramatic flip landing in-between the gay hoes, still in T-pose, handing Wade the Pan flag, Harley the Gay flag,  while he tossed the other flags. Ned the Aro flag and Shuri the Bi flag.
While He held the trans flag and MJ the Lesbian flag, all stood with Pride (well I mean duh)

 Raising their hands above their heads with their respected flags, Wade and Harley gave Peter a peck on either side of his cheek leaving him as red as his suit.

"h-Happy pride Month" Peter announced while the rest returned to their chaotic state, Wade and Harley fighting  on the ground.
"ya like that huh huh" Harley added, sitting on top of the mercenary.
"ooh kinky daddy likey" Wade smirked, "wanna join Petey, I've always had a thing for a three-sum" sending Peter into a blushing mess almost passing out.

Ned and Shuri were bopping their heads at the ongoing beat, leaving MJ sighing as she shook her head pinching the bridge of her nose.
"idiots" She chuckled.

HOW WAS IT (: