Spiderman Oneshots

Jokes and chokes

Irondad and spideyson moment:

Peter and Tony were currently in the middle of watching a movie, Peter admired the relationship the father had with his son. It made him nearly frown at thought but he shoved it aside. There was a scene where the father told a joke, and that's when he got an idea. as soon as the joke closed of, he whipped his head to face Tony who was on the right side of him.

as if on queue Tony stared at the spiderling curious. Peter gave a small grin, and Tony just continued he's stare. "what" Tony piped toward the boy. "why can't flowers ride bike's" Peter started giggling at the thought of the joke. "what" Tony asked. "cuz the petals fell of" he wheezed in laughter. 

Tony who was unamused sighed at the disappointing joke "that was awful".
"aw c'mon it was amazing" 
"no, no it wasn't," Tony finished with a blank disappointing glare at his son.

Peter sat in silence for a moment before another idea jumped into his head . He turned back at tony, who just sighed, stared at his son blankly
 "what"
"why did the Lost boys never fly"
"Lost boys" Tony asked raising a brow.
"Peter pans friends"
"ok?, why?" Tony asked curiously knowing he'd regret this later.
"Cause they could never land" Peter yelled out of laughter.
"huh?!" 
"you know Neverland, peter pan and the lost boys" Peter explained.

It took Tony a moment to finally realise the Joke, with a small chuckle escaping his mouth, Peter lit up at that. "I get it now" Tony said facing a happy Peter. "what" Peter asked this time. Tony just smirked, it was his tern to make a joke. 

"what do you call an alligator in a vest" 
"what" Peter asked drinking a bit of water.
" an investigator" He smirked mischievously, giggling after.
Peter snorted, and the water came chocking out of his mouth and nose, he was continuously coughing, Tony jumped off the couch and rubbed Peter's back in circular motion. 
"you good underoos"
"th-that Joke" Peter started before coughing again. "was terrible"

Tony just chuckled in response. After The spiderling recovered, the two resumed to their current activity, they were currently watching Harry Potter goblet of fire, and Peter couldn't help but frown at the scene where Harry got to finally see he's dead Parents. A tear leaked its way out of Peter's right eye, and it didn't go unnoticed. 

Tony put a hand on Peters left shoulder rubbing it and bringing him closer towards him. "It's alright kid". 



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