Spiderman Oneshots

the drunk funeral

Drunk funeral
Spieter changed group name 'drunk funeral' to '3 gays 2 bays and Ned'

Ne(r)d:
*Insert voice crack* TF

MJ:
....

PotatoGuns:
No words srsly
I got none.

Dipshit:
Approved👌

SheRich:
Oh yes Peter

Spieter:
Ty Ty
(⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

Dipshit:
What are sad PPL
Favorite game

PotatoGuns:
No-

Dipshit:
Hush it Harley.

Spieter
Jumping bridges
:D

Dipshit:
Ok fck u

Spieter:
U already did
Like 2x with Harley

Potato:
Ur kinks nearly
Broke he's back
Again...

Dipshit:
.....
¯⁠\⁠_⁠༼⁠ ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ༽⁠_/

SheRich:
TF!?
WHITE BOY

MJ:
.....

Ne(r)d:
....

PotatoGuns:
Peter GET UR
FUCKING HAND
AWAY FROM THE FIRE

spieter:
No

PotatoGuns:
TF
U wanna die.

Ne(r)d:
...

PotatoGuns:
Let me refrase that
Do u want to
Hurt me inside.

Spieter:
I mean u spend
To much fucking Time
In that lab that I am getting
Touch starved again
So ezcu-

PotatoGuns:
Wat u mean again.

Dipshit:
.....

Spieter:
....

Ne(r)do:
....

SheRich:
....

PotatoGuns:
Wat

Dipshit:
U mastered the art of
Logicless use

Spieter:
Imma throw the glass
and burn my hand
😄

Ne(r)d:
👍

SheRich:
U do u boo

MJ:
I approve.

Dipshit:
Don't allow this @PotatoGuns.

MJ:
What day is it?

Ne(r)d:
Wednesday.

MJ:
Wat comes before

SheRich:
Tuesday.

Dipshit:
Oh wow 😒

MJ:
Shut ur shit.
What happens on Tuesday.

Ne(r)d:
Ah shit
Deep thought Tuesday.

MJ:
Which means.

Spieter:
I got reprimanded
😞

PotatoGuns:
Babe I love u
But ur intrusive thoughts
Need some handling.

Dipshit:
Agreed.
So how's about we fuck.

SheRich:
...
Gae.

Ne(r)d:
U can't talk
*Twerks while drinks coke*

MJ:
Who gave Leeds 3
Cans of coke.

Dipshit:
...oml

PotatoGuns:
Omds

Spieter:
...
Give some Leeds

Ne(r)d:
Nah
....I see colors

SheRich:
He fina be high again 🤣

PotatoGuns:
Put the coke away!

Dipshit:
Share.

SheRich
😂

MJ:
😮‍💨

Spieter
Imma kms now
Hehe

PotatoGuns:
No PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN.

Dipshit:
TF wat.

Spieter:
My intrusive thoughts are
Acting up and I
Have the scissors near my
Mouth
Should I put it down my
Throat or cut my tongue.

Dipshit:
Baby boy
Plz don't.

Spieter:
Thought into consideration.

,.........

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