Spiderman Oneshots

Texting ma boo pt 2

AU: Parley.

Peter🕸️❤️:
Hey baby.

Harley⚙️❤️ is online.

Harley⚙️❤️:
Yes Darling.

I just realised if we put
Our surnames together.
It's sounds like a sign
From the side of the road.
ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

Elaborate please.

Just look.
Parker+Keneer= Parkneer.
Park-Near.
ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

Aaaw already thinking of our
Future.
How cute.

Are you even listening
What I'm saying.ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

No, I'm reading what
Your saying.

Then you must be blind.

If I'm do fabulously blind.
How'd I score a cutie like you.

Stop (｡>⁠0<｡♡)

Never (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥
Your to previous for that.

...But the surname

Is a work in progress.
Just take time to enjoy life.

But I don't want a Madison Parkneer.
It sounds like.
Mad-sin-park-neer.
Like near what!? Hell.

Already deciding our future
Babies name.
How cute.

Harleeeery-ah

Baby~

♡⁠(⁠>⁠ ⁠ਊ⁠ ⁠<⁠)⁠♡

But if you ask me
It's a sick surname
Like 2 very intelligent dad's
One a vigilante the other
World inventor
It's genuis.
Our Lil devil child(⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

I suppose.
...I just don't want her to
Be bullied.
Like how I was.

Hold that thought.
...whose the arrogant bitch
that planned their murder the day
They bullied.

...it's not about.

Oh hell yes it is! ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ
Stop worrying about the
Unbirthed non-existant
Child.
Who'll prolly be independent.

'Flash' Thompson.

That bombastic playboy latino.
Oh HELL NAH.
NOT MY BABY.
HE GOIN WISH HE NEVE-

Babe it's fine MJ broke his nose.
And Mr. Stark sure his family and...
The school for pulling a blind eye.

TF!? GOOD .
How TF did you cut me
Over chat.

...

TF how.
It not even logi-

Yes it is, very posible.

TF!? Stop it
Your breaking the laws of logic
And physics.

Like how Mr stark and Mr. Dr Stange
Are breaking the laws of
Science and Magic.

....
We don't question that.

Good to see I've shushed the.

Thy shoult, shush the.
With thy moans and.
kiddies(⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥

D-dirty.

TF you stutterin-

Logic ┐⁠(⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠)⁠┌

Stop that.

Nah (:
Love you❤️

❤️Love you to-

~Peter🕸️❤️ is offline~

Bastard > ͜⁠ʖ⁠ <
I love you ❤️