𝑺𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 𝑨𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓

Lars is in deep shit

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"What the fuck do you mean my child accidentally saw a stripper?!" James exclaimed

"Look It literally happened so fast I don't even know how!" Lars tried to explain

"Dude! You were around like what.. 3 different strip clubs? How did you NOT know?!" Kirk exclaimed

James inhaled deeply, he was two seconds away from punching the gremlin in his fucking face

"Clover Ray, put your fucking shirt down!" James yelled looking over at her

She plopped down on the floor and pouted

"See what you did Lars? Now my precious little girl thinks it's okay to just walk around with her shirt off!" James exclaimed

"Well.." Lars mumbled

"NOT FOR HER DICKWAD" James yelled

Cliff walked into the room and immediately frown, bending down to look at Clover

"Who hurt little Clove?" Cliff asked sounding pissed

"I told her to keep her shirt down cause LARS was walking around and 'accidentally' let her see a fucking stripper" James explained

"Again.. it really was an accident" Lars said holding his hands up

Cliff bent down and picked her up, he then started to tickle her on her tummy till she started to giggle

"Uncle Lars took you to a strip club huh?" Cliff asked her

"Yeah!" Clover yelled

"Again.. it was..-" Lars said

"Shut up. I'm talking to clover." Cliff deadpanned to him

Lars silently shrunk back in the chair

"And did uncle say anything?" Cliff asked her again

She nodded "accident" she told him

"Hm.. well if Clover said it was an accident.. than it was an accident"

Cliff put her down, watching as she sadly walked over to her father

"Daddy mad at me?" She asked pouting her lip out

James picked her up and kissed her cheek "no baby of course not, we're mad at Lars though"

"You suck Lar Lar!" She yelled giggling

"Yeah Lar Lar, you suck!" James repeated chuckling

"Yeah yeah.." Lars mumbled

"Still don't get how you don't realize you walk into a strip club with a little girl.." Kirk mumbled not so quietly

Lars snapped his head to look at the fluff ball

"Okay maybe u should take her out and see how difficult it is!" He exclaimed upset

"I do take her out.. to a fucking park she's literally a baby" Kirk replied rolling his eyes

"I not baby" she told him dead serious

"Your not a baby!" Kirk gasped at her

"No I big girl, see me do big girl fangs" she said turning to him

"I apologize Clove, really I had no idea you grew up so fast.. gosh I just can't believe I did that.." Kirk said shaking his head

"It okay, daddy do it too" she told him reaching her hand over and patting his head

James chuckled "Clove, hun your still a baby"

She looked at her father shocked he would even say that "no daddy I big girl, see!" She said trying to get out of his arms, once he put her down she ran over to her toys and moved one of her doll houses all by herself

"See I big girl, me tell you all time I big girl" she said shaking her head and making a tsk tsk tsk sound

Cliff chuckled and scooped her up "yeah but your still MY BABY!" He exclaimed flipping her and blowing raspberry's on her stomach

She roar with laughter "uncle cliffy got me!"

The boys all laughed, but all joy was ended once the door to the studio opened revealing Clover's mother

"Hi mommy.." Clover whispered

Her mother rolled her eyes and looked at James, "you wanna tell me why I get a call saying my daughter was at a strip club?"

James cleared his throat "look Jess-"

"No I fucking knew letting her in your custody would turn old this way! I don't even fucking know why I let it happen" Jessica exclaimed

"Uh maybe because I'm her fucking father and you don't even take care of her"

The rest of the boys slowly backed away as far as they could from the explosive argument that was about to ensue

Cliff carefully carried Clover out of the room, as they all waited for the crazy bitch to leave

"NO I SWEAR TO GOD JESS IF YOU TAKE THAT LITTLE GIRL AWAY FROM ME"

"OH PLEASE ITS NOT LIKE YOU ACTUALLY CARE"

"I DO CARE! SHE'S MY DAUGHTER"

"AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED WHILE SHE WAS UNDER YOUR CARE! THAT'S NOT SOMETHING LITTLE GIRLS SHOULD BE SEEING JAMES!"

"YES I AGREE BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"

"I DON'T CARE! SHE'S COMING WITH ME"

"OVER MY DEAD FUCKING BODY"

Clover looks up at Cliff sadly "I don't wanna go with mommy.."

"I know pumpkin.. your daddy will make sure it doesn't happen.. hell I'll make sure it doesn't happen" Cliff told her patting her head

"I really fucked up.." Lars mumbled

"Yeah.. ya did dude.." Kirk mumbled back

James angrily walked out of the room, slamming the door shut behind him

"That woman is a fucking loony bin"

Clover reached over to him, once he picked her up she hugged onto him

"Daddy don't make me go with mommy.." she whispered sadly