"Help me here"
"Help you? Move tHIS?"
"This? That's not very respectful, he came all this way to our place"
"hOW DOES THAT MATTER"
"You're disrespecting him!"
"HE'S DEAD! THIS IS HIS CORPSE BLUE"
He shrugged, "dead or not respect is respect, Dream"
Why must I suffer like this?
Hello, im dream
And im tired
My teammates accidentally grabbed a human and stabbed him to death
Accidentally
I think
im thinking accidentally
or am i accidentally thinking
or am i just too low on caffeine
maybe all of that
"RAN INTO MY KNIFE" Ink said, "HE RAN INTO MY KNIFE AND NOW ITS ALL RED AND UGLY AND UNHYGIENIC-"
he's still talking but im not listening...
"Just buy a new one SQUID" Blue yelled
"HEY I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT SQUID IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE NICKNAME"
"Deal with it you CABBAGE PATCH TOE-EYED SQUID BONE COCKPIT"
Im going to stay at nightmare's today...
After I bury this poor man's corpse
YOU ARE READING
bad humour + good story (hopefully)
Humorim trying to come up with a name for this story enjoy ig
