bad humour + good story (hopefully)

escape building Part 四

last part

of the escape building series

and im bad at thinking up riddles 

im sorry

i have failed humanity 

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"shawty had them apple bottom jeans"
"jeans"
"boots with the fUR"
"with the fur..."
"the whole club was looking at herrr"

"Yay, wow, amazing Killer, amazing, now can we get back on track?"

"Yes yes of course"
"Then lets get on with it"
"Whats the clue boss?"
"You tell me, you have the sheet"
"Uh...Polar bear machine gun"

"thats a cool name and all but whats the clue?"

"thats-thats the clue"

"what"

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"wait...what if we look for something Greece related?"
"like what?" i look at dust in hopes of a reply, who shrugs in answer
"Like uh, statues or something" Horror says
"What else are the Greek famous for"
"Science, Valentines day, Colosseum"
"Horror thats in Rome" Dust corrects
"And?"

"Rome is in Italy" i say, tired of walking around

"Oh"

"D-Did you even graduate high school?"
"I did"
"How???" Dust laughs
"I dunno!"

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christianrobloxserver:

lemontea: we found the second jewel!

didn't_ask: dang it

notrelatedtosunshine: we're almost there i think

cutiepie: :3

notrelatedtosunshine: WORDS KILLER WORDS

sunshine: i figured out our third clue!

i_like_everyone: how the fuck are you doing this?
i_like_everyone: error, second clue