error draws a cat and movie night with cross

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"oKay, NoW wHaT?"
"Now mix the red and white, making pink, and then just paint inside the circle"
Inside the circle
shouldn't be hard

"aW fUcK"
"Its alright, just try again"
"OkAy tHeN"
"Thats better see?"
"i SuPpOsE...BuT i CaNt dO tHiS AnYmoRe"
"okay okay, ill finish it, you can continue with your crochet"
"tHanK yOu"
"But it's actually kinda cute thoughhh-"
"OkAy oKaY, giMmE" i say as Ink very happily hands me his small sketchpad. I painted a cat.

It kinda looks like one i guess
if you squint really hard you could see it
"nOw, wHaT LiNeR dO i UsE?"
Ink is getting super excited
"OH OH USE A O.7 MICRON-B-BUT FIRST MAYBE YOU SHOULD HIGHLIGHT THE EYELIGHTS-OH OH!-"
"OnE aT a TiMe"
"right right sorry!"

i smile a little
"Okay, lets see...i have this one here...yes its perfect! here!" he hands me a pen. Its actually kinda nice. Smooth on paper.

"vAVoOm-" i hold it up to his face
"Yay! ill put it on my front door!"
"plEaSe No"
"aww but then how will people know that the great destroyer likes cats?"
"dO tHeY hAvE tO kNoW?"
"okay ill hang it in my cupboard...how's that?"
"...OkAy"
"Wahoooo!"

He's too loud...
...
but maybe its a good thing sometimes
to have loud company

"You have a Gorillaz vinyl?"
"mHm"
"I didn't know you listened to them!"
"tHey'Re cOoL, pUt iT On"









"Where's Cross?"
"You've been asking that question a lot since you came here"
"Have I?" i say, sipping peach soda that apparently lust brought here.
i didn't know Lust came over
"This is great by the way"
"Thanks, ill tell him" Horror tells me
...
"But back to where Cross is"
"I'll tell you if you tell me why you wanna know"
"Horror, he's my friend"
"Yeah okay" he mockingly imitates my sort of desperate voice

"I'm here"
There he is
Coming through the door
"Where you looking for me?"
"You bet" i say, as Horror giggles at me
Whatever
"I got some uh, watermelon since its seasonal"
"Nice, Dream here has been looking for you since the dawn of time"

"Yeah right, but i was looking for you"
"Why?"
"He wouldn't tell me" Horror mumbled as he went back to his room.
"No reason, im just bored"
"Okay then, lets do something"
"Movie?"
"Sure, which one?"
"Any preferences?" i ask
"Uh, this is gonna sound childish but...Lego Movie???"
"Oh i love it!"
"You do???"
"Yeah its hilarious! Lets watch it!"
"Uh-Okay!"

yay
Movie night with my new friend!

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