bad humour + good story (hopefully)

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thank you

all of you guys that read this

i mean it

you can't see me, but im drowning in my own tears of joy

thank you 

now then where were we?

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im tired
i have a fever
and everything sucks

quick self introduction to ya
hi
im a skeleton
you already knew that didn't ya?
im fell actually
and i have a fever as i just highlighted above

it fucking makes no sense?
i was home all week
all i did was eat, sleep and chat
and maybe a little stretching maybe
but that ain't enough to make me fall sick is it?

im blaming my sickness on Error now
i don't care if he had nothing to do with it
im blamin him
im

yeah

im doing that yeah

uh

 
kay bye

take care i guess

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"i SuDdEnLy fEeL a ShIVEr dOwN mY sPiNe"
"someone must be talking shit about you"

"pRoBabLy" i reply, snacking on a cream biscuit

ink has good taste in baked stuff
no wonder he rejected dream's cupcakes
i knew that guy couldn't cook

"this biscuit has a sourness to it...the good kind"
"hMM...yEaH a LiTtLe"
"lets try cheese with it"

"iNk...iTs a SwEEt BisCuIt..."

"aaand?"

"...Let Me tRy tHat aGaiN...ItS a CREAM BiScuIt"

"sooo? what rulebook says we can't have sweet stuff with cheese?"
"wElL, NoNe"
"exactly"

i sigh and get up
i open the fridge and get some cheese dip
it smells okay
not expired

then we sit down and dip our biscuit
"one...two...three!"
we take a bite

"...iTs...nOt BaD?"
"hmm...yeah you're right"
"i sTanD cOrRectEd"
"yes!"

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"now what do we do???"
"ummm...three person chess?"
"what" dust says as he suddenly jolts up

"silly...its chess for 3 people" Lust explains

Lust came over today!
it was supposed to be me and him, but he insisted on bringing dust
to make him feel less depressed

"no i got that part...but like what- how does that even work?"
"normal chess, black grey and white pieces, circular board" i try to summarise

"oh dear just try it! its fun!"
"okay then" he reluctantly agrees

he doesn't know that i, Horror am the best chess player in this mansion
sure im dumb
but when its chess, i become smart
boom
smart
just like that