potato, potato
i love them potatoes
potatoes are life
i love them potatoes
Im making potato cutlets today. I love meat but today i felt like a potato person.
I heard boss' brother came over yesterday.
Will he come downstairs for some potato?
He should, after all, potatos are life.
He is coming down! I see him!
He doesn't look very happy, he's dragging himself downstairs
Does...does he hate potatoes?
"Good Morning" I say, as is customary
"Good Morning Horror" he manages to give a smile. Maybe he doesn't think potatos are that bad!
"Would you like a potato cutlet with some bread?"I asked. His eyes light up and he smiles. Maybe I was overthinking earlier.
I give him a plate with a cutlet and bread and he immediately starts eating.
"Hey, Drean right?" Dust starts. Dust speaking first is usually a bad sign.
I hand him a plate and he starts eating too.
"Yeah, and you're Dust?"
"The one and only" Dust smiles "These cutlets are super bro"
"Thanks" i say.
"I hope your time spent here is unforgettable" Dust tells him, in a way that sounds unnerving.
"Let him eat you piece of cabbage shit"
Killer's here too. Good for him. He loves potatoes.
"Potato killer?"
"Gimme all the potato you have" he says as he grabs a cutlet and starts to chow down
"Cabbage shit? You're the one who looks like shit today"
"Quiet now" Boss says, walking upto the kitchen with Cross. Cross waves and I wave back. He hardly ever talks and I have no clue.
"Boss...potato cutlet?" I ask. He takes one on his plate and sits down. Now we're all eating. Cross is nibbling on his bread, he usually does.
I take another bite of my cutlet.
Potato is so good
Love potato forever
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bad humour + good story (hopefully)
Humorim trying to come up with a name for this story enjoy ig