seriously running out of names now

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by dumbskeleton

by dumbskeleton

warning: more swears than usual (though you probably don't care anyway)

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"i fucking hate that one"
"yEaH ThAt oNe fUcKiNg SUCKS"
"i-its not that bad you guys"

Guess what movie we're watching now?
its not shrek
its not puss in boots

"OH MY GOD DID-DID YOU FUCKING SEE THAT? ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW???"

its not some action movie either

"GUYS IT'LL SETTLE IT'LL SETTLE!" ink is trying his best to handle the situation

"nO iT WoN'T!"
"WHY DIDN'T HER MOM JUST SHOW UP BEFORE? MAYBE THEN HER DAUGHTER WOULDN'T BE RUNNING AROUND LIKE THIS BY HERSELF"

"AND WHY THE FUCK IS SHE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME CHOOSING A TAIL? WHAT THE FUCK? LIKE JUST PUT ON ANY-"

"THAT DOLPHIN IS ABOUT AS USEFUL AS MY PARENTS WHERE WHEN THEY RAISED ME"

"and dON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT STUPID ASS SEAL-"

...
its barbie in a mermaid tale
and there's no way you guessed that right

"THAT BITCH SHOULD DROWN" Fell has had it
"ShE sHoUlD bE bUrIEd DEEP IN THE MARIANA TRENCH"
"GUYS CMON CHILL"

"MERLIAH WE BELIEVE IN YOU"
"MERLIAH GO DROWN THAT BITCH"

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"maybe if we add a pinch of cinnamon..."
"Cross just sleep"
"But i still can't get this right!"

he's trying to make some flavoured honey.
he added ginger, turmeric and whatnot
and now he's trying to add a dozen more ingredients

"Cross its 3am, stop it"
"but i-"
"CROSS"
"DREAM"
"CROSS ITS LITERALLY MORNING, YOU HAVE LIKE 5 HOURS"
"5 HOURS IS MORE THAN ENOUGH"
"THEN COME TO BED"
"BUT I DON'T WANNAAA-"

i give up
"fine, but im turning off the lamp"
"okay, good night"
"morning"

...
"F I N E im coming"

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"tell me more!"
"okay okay..." Dust says, "...its not very far from nightmare's place we can get there in like an hour"
"How big is it?"
"Around 3 floors"
"How much does it cost?"
"its not very costly"

Dust is telling me about a new escape building game thing that opened up recently near the mansion
He's hoping we can go there
all of us

"Okay im gonna go sleep now, i need my 5 hours of beauty sleep"
"haha okay"
"bye bluey"
"bye bye"

maybe i should sleep too