Dust is not okay, ink burns the eggs, and blue becomes rolling girl

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by dumbskeleton

by dumbskeleton

*This is the longest ch ive done so far*

It's morning
its my breakfast duty today...
i think I'll make eggs

I get up and take a bath
I put on my hoodie and go downstairs to get started

I pick some eggs
I grab a pan
and im making eggs now
obviously

"Egg day?" i hear
Godammit
"Yeah, unless you wanna eat a shoe" i say
"Why you so worked up?" Killer sits down
" i dunno" i say as i begin mixing the eggs
"Hi dust" Horror's here
"hey" i say, tired

"Eggs and bread?" he asks
"uh...we-yeah"
"Cool, I'll go call everyone else" Horror runs back upstairs.
Great, im stuck with Killer
"You kay bro?" he asks
DO I LOOK-

"Didn't sleep well i guess" i say
"Have some coffee, i bought some yesterday cause we was out"
"Uh thanks"
He motions to the coffee jar kept in the left cupbaord from the toaster.
"Breakfast is ready!" i exclaimed.
Everyone came downstairs.
Boss looks less tired than usual
Good for him

Everyone sits down to eat, including boss' brother
I can feel my headache creeping over my forehead

"Good Morning!"
Good lord
"Oh hI"
"i tried to make eggs but failed"
"DiD yOu aT lEAsT cLeAn Up?"
"yes sir!"

Well that's good
I get up as ink leaves
I take a bath, put my clothes on
and sadly, also my glasses
God i hate these
its not that they're bad or anything
they just make ME look ugly
i bet they'll look good on anyone else
But i don't want ink throwing tantrums right now

I go downstairs to see Ink reading a cookbook on this phone, trying to figure out how to make an omlette.
"yOu GoT tHiS?"
"Yeah...just a little mistake...i increased the flames too much"
" mKaY gO aT It"
I switch on the tv
im used to ink trying to cook at my place
He's been here before
so did i overreact when Dream asked me? Yes
But i get to throw tantrums too yknow
im a man child too

I put on some undernovela episode
Ive seen this one
but i bet ink missed it
"Did YoU wATcH ePiSoDe 9?"
"neh" he says, flipping the omlette on the pan
I decide to toast some bread for us
hopefully the day goes well from now

"..."
"SHITERRORIBURNEDTHEFUCKING-"

"Morning Pap!

"Hey buddy"

" I tried to call ink but it didn't reach him, so I've confirmed that he's in the antivoid!"
"Blue he's fine"
"I know i know im just saying...oh and im making us breakfast!!!"
"Kay, don't mess up"
"I WON'T!!!"

"DID YOU FALL DOWN THE STAIRS???"
"NOIDIDNOT-"
he's lying
he totally rolled down the stairs