Regulus Black/Marauders Era Oneshots

Cause They Taste Like You

Regulus ends up hooking up with Lily while drunk, probably something to do with James. He doesn't know what to do when he wakes up. He especially doesn't know what to do when Lily tells him something big.

Tw:  panic attacks

Regulus groaned as he woke up. He felt around the bed with his hand. Something felt off. He suddenly realized that the bedding wasn't his. As he tried to get up, he also realized there's someone on his chest. He silently casts a wand less light charm. A soft light appeared in Regulus' palm.

He wanted to throw up. A redhead was laying on his chest. A red head that could only be Lily Evans. Regulus felt his hands begin to shake. He was becoming increasingly more aware of just how naked they both are. Merlin. His head pounded from the massive hangover he was experiencing, and he heart hammered from the situation he has gotten himself into. How did this end happen? He isn't attracted to women! Like at all!

Regulus put out the light by simply closing his hand then he begins slowly moving out from under Lily. He paused and held his breath every time she moved or made any type of noise. Eventually, he slipped his handout from under her, and he was finally free. Regulus searched in the dark for his clothes, and he did end up finding his boxers. As he put them on he heard Lily groan. Regulus froze.

See the thing was, Regulus is a gay man. He is a very very gay man. To the point he cannot get off the women kind of gay. He also happened to have a huge crush on the man chasing after Lily Evans, James Potter. The straightest person in the school, and he's a Gryffindor. Regulus has envied Lily, but he's never ever wanted to do anything with her. He hardly even likes her!

"Fuck," Lily groaned. She began sitting up. Regulus looked away before the covers dropped. He stared at the ground as he listened to Lily's brain working. "Hello?" Lily called out. Regulus couldn't leave without his clothes, and he definitely shouldn't make her worried about who she slept with. He cleared his through.

"Uh," his voice shook, "Hi, Evans." Regulus' face burned red, and he didn't dare look towards Lily's bed.

"Who-" Lily's voice shook. Regulus cut her off, wanting to at least try and make this easier.

"Sirius' younger brother. Regulus Black, the Slytherin," Regulus stated. He rocked back and forth on his feet. He was still looking at the ground. He didn't dare look towards Lily.

"Oh, shit," Lily cursed. Regulus grimaced. He hoped for a bit of a better reaction than that. He accidentally looked towards Lily, forgetting she had been naked. He caught sight of her desperately trying to cover herself as she got up, and he instantly looked back at the floor. He bent down, and began searching for any clothes. He found a shirt, it was probably his, but that didn't matter at the moment.

"Evans, here's a shirt." He held his arm out, looking down. "I think it's mine, but you can slip it on." Regulus heard Lily's footsteps rush over. Regulus dropped his arm after Lily took the shirt. He kept his head down until he heard a laugh.

"Why are you being so respectful?" Lily laughed. She was looking at him as if she was studying him, which sort of made him uncomfortable. He just raised a brow.

"Uh, why would I not? I mean you're really smart and beautiful and, uh, nice?" Regulus tried. He tried giving her a smile, but she just started laughing.

"No but seriously, it's kind of suspicious." Lily put her hands on her hips, and she stared at Regulus.

"I don't know!" Regulus threw his hands up. "I don't want to make you uncomfortable? I don't even understand how we ended up here!" Regulus admitted. Lily looked shocked at that. "What?" Regulus felt blood run from his head. Oh, shit. "What did I do?" Regulus voice shook.