CH Lore + Headcanons + Ship Rating

Soviet Onion

Ight time for this stupid bastard

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CH name: Soviet Union | Soviet (Short) | Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (Full name) | USSR (Formal.) | RSFSR (Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Rpeublic) (Old name)

Damn how many names does this mf have? 💀

Human name: Vladimir Ivan

Sexuality: Straight

Partner: Tsarita (Deceased)

Height: 6'2

Gender: Male

Status: Fallen Worldpower | Revived Country

Age: 41

The day this mistake became independent: 25th of October or November 7th (idk the Wikipedia says it's either one of these two days) 1917 | However he was fully recognized as a country somewhere in December 1922

Bear hybrid

Alright let's get this mf done and over with

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Let me just assert this fact rq

No he is not dating any country or anyone.
And he's definitely not dating the Roach.
Seriously I have seen many countries get shipped with this onion person and it's concerning.

Anyways let's move on.

His personality is more of a cold person and a dark empath.

What's a dark empath you may ask?
Well.
A dark empath is a person who understands another person's emotions but doesn't experience those feelings.
Though he may pretend like he understands what you're going through, but he would rather use your emotions to manipulate you in most cases.
So be weary if he's tries comforting you.
It could be him trying to manipulate you.

However it mainly happens to newer people as it's what he calls a "self-defense" mechanism as he doesn't trust people easily anymore.

Hmm I wonder how that happen
*coughs* Operation Barbarossa *coughs*

Also he's a major introvert who had terrible social skills back then. Hell he didn't even know the other countries names in elementary school
He literally had to rely on Tsarita to get better at talking.
Even though his social skills improved over time, he's still a major introvert.

Also never try getting into an argument with him unless you're a country (the lost three prime examples are Britain and Third due to their incredibly stupid debates over the dumbest shit or especially if you're America *coughs* Cold War *coughs*) or else you'll find your ass in the gulag somehow.

However despite being a complete cold dark empath who will gladly break your spine or bludgeon your head with his sledgehammer or send you to the gulag just because you disagree with him on something, he has a pet Snom.
Somehow.

Nobody knows how but he has a Snom.
In which many find odd.
How can a cute and adorable Pokémon be the pet of someone like him?
The very fortunate thing is that he treats Snom well and will throw hands if anyone he doesn't know touches Snom without his permission.

If you even attempt to steal Snom, just know your ass will be tracked down by him and he'll arrive to your house with a fucking tank. And it will always happen within a day.
(Joke - Or @Iona_403 might just hunt you down instead)

Moving on, Soviet is a strange parental figure.
Not the best father but certainly not the worse.

He may look like he doesn't give a shit about Ukraine but boy as soon as he hears a boy is flirting with Ukraine or Belarus, that boy is going to disappear tomorrow.