CH Lore + Headcanons + Ship Rating

Poland

Warning: A video of a anime scene where a guy gets stabbed in the balls

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CH name: Poland Warsaw

Human name: Penelope Jerzky

Sexuality: Straight

Partner: No bitches?

Height: 5'7

Gender: Female

Status: 20th world power

Human Age: 20

Independence: November 3rd 1918

She was oddly born as a white-tip tail deer hybrid instead of a white eagle

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Info

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I'd like to make an announcement about our mascot both Countryball and Countryhuman fandoms.

She's the type of person who swaps the roles of the killer and the final girl.

(Final girls are known when a character, mainly female is the only survivor and escapes/defeats/kills the killer in horror films)

Yes.
You heard that right.

This Poland isn't the "UwU softie gay (even though the country is homophobic irl) Niemcy protect me OwO *faints from fear upon Third/G.E/Soviet getting mentioned* Literally incapable of self defense"
(I really hate this version of Poland tbh)

However she isn't the "Treats everyone like shit, a Taki rip-off (Taki is a character from FNF who is a nun wielding a chainsaw) or straight up emo/goth, will be beat you up if you breathe wrong, beats Germany's ass for some reason despite Germany making efforts to be friends with them.
Over all a Maricore.

(What is Maricore? Maricore is a aesthetic style made to make fun of a once famous yet problematic CH Gachatuber who sent threats to other CH tubers who ships countries, guilt trips her fans with self harm and suicide, doesn't acknowledge the problems she had caused and etc. Her version of Poland was the exact same thing given above of the two balances between Poland. Her channel was previously called VOM1T (which describes my view on her now) before it changed to Mari. You won't be able to see her channel as she has privated/deleted her channel after many CH Gachatubers exposed her actions.)

She's in the middle.
Perfectly balance.
Like all things should be.

Why do I say that?

Well here's why.

Poland purposely adds softie looking features on her outfits for a few reasons.

1. She finds it cute on most of her outfits
2. To be more approachable to those who she doesn't consider a threat
3. To deceive those who plan on harming her and make them think she's incapable of self defense.

If you are a person who just wants to be friends with her, great!
You made yourself be friends with a good person :D

If you are a person who treats others like shit.
Don't be surprise when she treats you like a piece of shit.

If you are a killer well...
Replace the r with a d
(Killer to Killed)

She's basically the "treat others on how you want to be treated" type of person.
Nice to people who are nice to her back but will be a living nightmare to others that are the opposite of nice.
Also the definition of don't underestimate someone.