Here you'll see the lore and headcanons to my goofy AU.
This will definitely save up more space for the CH shenanigans and all of that.
Also send me ships so that I can rate them if you want to.
Disclaimer: Rating ships is not meant to attack anyone...
Some what could say are cursed ships that I'll be rating
I'm not attacking anyone but I'm just expressing my opinion on the ship.
This rating is short since I'm quite busy this week.
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Before we move on, I wanna share these two images
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*The Korea's honest reaction to the fact people ship them together even though they don't get along and most of the time they're siblings*
I can feel the wrath of Nethindo and Sunshine harem shippers coming my way.
Anyways back to ship rating muahaha
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Russia x Poland
Rating: 0
It certainly, CERTAINLY, doesn't help the fact these two don't have the best relations in real life and that they're both homophobic countries.
Not to mention but family drama. USSR/Soviet having conflict with Poland since Soviet did indeed invade Poland along with Roach. PLC and Russian Empire as Russian Empire took part of annexing PLC (Polish Lithuanian CommonWealth)
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Fascist Italy x Albania
Rating: Godzilla had a third stroke and fucking died again
You do realize the Italians committed war crimes similar to the Germans in Albania and the Balkans.
Right?
Edit: Okay so I just realized I already rated this ship in the previous one but oh well. Have another rating.
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Roach x Poland x Onion
Rating:
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What in the actual fuck is wrong with you
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Finland x Sweden
Rating: 3/10
I do see it but again not seeing it.
I think they're better off as "friends who act like siblings" or just friends. Another thing is that some people portray them as siblings or something
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Sweden x India
Rating: 1/10
Is it because of the PewDiePie vs T-Series situation that happened a few years ago?
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UPR x Ukraine
Rating:
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Now I'm not too familiar with the UPR but looking at others complaints of this ship or taking about UPR, the UPR was some sort of party who has done mainly terrible things to the Ukrainian people.
If anyone knows any more information about the UPR, please let me go and I'll update the reason why this ship is bad.
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South Korea x Turkey x Russia
Rating: Godzilla had a fourth stroke and fucking died (The reason why I'm putting the Godzilla had a stroke and fucking died as a rating is a way to represent on how absolutely confused I am with some of these ships)
Doesn't help that Russia and Turkey are homophobic countries.
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Brazil x Germany
Rating: ...
Where the hell did this ship come from?
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Argentina x UK/Britain
Rating: 0/10
Argentina is often portrayed as a teenager as Britian is portrayed as an adult.
Uh oh. A concerning age gap!
Also not to mention but you do realize Britian declared war in Argentina over the Falklands? Anyone aware of the Falklands war?