Dazai x Reader ONESHOTS

⚠️ NSFW ⚠️ Headcanons.

- Considering this man canonically sleeps around, I think it's safe to say he'd be quite needy.

- He can appreciate lingerie. He definitely prefers you all natural, but he would never mind being able to look at you in lace.

- This man can play you like a violin in his hands. He knows- no, memorized- every single soft spot, weak points, every sensitive area.

- Don't expect anything fair. Edging is one of his best friends, and you'll have to ask ever so kindly for what you want. However, begging is much more effective.

- Teasing, teasing, teasing, and more teasing. He can't help the dirty talk, especially when it gets the reaction he loves to see.

- Quickies are a definite. It's not his fault he had a nice dream, right?

- SCRATCH. THIS. MAN'S. BACK. Leave marks, I just know he's incredibly into that.

- When it comes to hickeys, he always aims for the collarbones and shoulders. He doesn't feel the need to make marks obvious, it's already clear he's yours in public. (He wouldn't say no if you asked though!)

- It's incredibly easy to turn this man on. Intentional or not, he always ends up in yearning. Quite the temptress, he calls you.