Dazai x Reader ONESHOTS

Headcanons - Random.

Hi!! These are just some random headcanons I have about Dazai! Nothing relationship related, just random headcanons!

(Btw, I'll make a random relationship headcanon chapter soon ~)

Enjoy!

~ Mr. Dazai
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- I imagine he knows a lot of different ways to make paper airplanes because of boredom and not wanting to work.

- In case you don't know, it's canon Dazai likes crab! I think his favorite would be soft-shelled crab, since he wouldn't have to go through the trouble of getting the shell off. That, and texture.

- HATES rollercoasters. (This is self projection rollercoasters suck)

- He has dimples!! (More self projection)

- Along with dimples, he has multiple birthmarks all over his body.

- His shoes are really old, and he could use some new ones. He has the money to get nicer dress shoes, he just excuses it by saying that the shoes would "take too long to break in."

- He has acne. (Normalize acne 🗣️‼️ literally everyone gets it 💯💯)

- He doesn't like romance novels.

- He gets carsick. Another reason we can't allow this man to go near the steering wheel.