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The One With the List

[We open to Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there, discussing the night before.]

Rachel : Ross kissed me.

Monica: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Rachel: It was unbelievable!

Monica: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Pheobe: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine from Y/n's and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

Rachel: Oh, it ended very well.

Phoebe: Oh.

Monica: [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.

Pheobe: Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Rachel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Phoebe: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?

Rachel: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.

All: Ohhhh.

[Scene: Ross' and Y/n's apartment. Y/n,Ross, Chandler, and Joey are there eating pizza.]

Ross: And, uh, and then I kissed her.

Joey: Tongue?

Ross: Yeah.

Y/n: Cool.
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[Scene: Central Perk. Joey, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there; Chandler is showing everyone his new computer.]

Chandler: All right, check out this bad boy. 12 megabytes of ram. 500 megabyte hard drive. Built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 b.p.s.

Pheobe: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?

Chandler: [doggedly] Games and stuff.

Y/n: [Amused] Is that right...?

Monica: [reading the paper] There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me.

Joey: [reading over her shoulder] Wait, here's one. Uh, would you be willing to cook naked?

Y/n: Ohhh, go ahead, Mon.

Monica: What? No! There's an ad for a naked chef?

Joey: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... [rubs his fingers together]

[Y/n laughs, but Monica elbows his side. Just then, Ross enters, distraught.]

Ross: Hi.

Pheobe: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?

Ross: That, that is funny. That is painfully funny. No, wait. Wait, yeah, that's just painful.

Monica: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.

Ross: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?