Joey: Hey, is the music disc war coming up after this? I really liked hearing about that one!
Everyone: Music disc war?
Jana: Yes, Joey, it's coming up. Anyway, Jimmy's this person on the server, he's the ruler of the cod empire, and everyone really likes to mess with him.
Sausage: It's a generally accepted rule that Jimmy is very fun to mess with.
Scott: Yeah, all my other lives know Jimmy and they all agree that a day's wasted if they haven't bullied Jimmy at least once.
Shelby: Poor Jimmy.
Tiff: Why is he so much fun to mess with?
Joey: He makes too much of a fuss about everything to stop.
Pris: What's this about a cod empire, though?
Sausage: He's part codfish, I think, I never asked.
Eloise: That just sounds like something you should ask about, honestly.
Jana: Well anyway, Jimmy declared that he had a music disc that was the best song in the world, and well, Sausage decided to-
Sausage: He'd stolen a bunch of stuff from me first and denied everything when I showed him the receipts for it so I stole his terrible music disc!
Scott: Did you just confess to a crime?
Sausage: It is never a crime to mess with Jimmy!
Tiff: Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.
Joey: Come on, Tiff, if you met Jimmy you'd be teasing him too. (Tiff looked at him weird.)
Cleo: Should we be worried about Sausage's retaliation? Or Jimmy's?
Sausage: I wasn't retaliating! When I stole his music disc I was just ransoming it for a diamond block so that Jimmy would pay for the stuff he took!
Mertha: What did he take anyway?
Sausage(Listing on his fingers.): Eggs, wheat, seeds, a bell, and a cow. And uh, I think I forgot something... oh yeah, a fortune III book.
Lauren: Was Jimmy trying to bake a cake or something?
Sausage: I don't know, but I honestly don't want to eat any more cake in my life.
Everyone: What?!
Bertha: What's wrong with cake?
Sausage: Eat it too much and it gets kind of bleargh!
Pris: Okay, how many did you eat?
Jana: If he continues that's a spoiler. Anyway, Sausage practiced some battle strategies by letting loose some pillagers onto Pixandria-
Cleo: And I'm guessing that's Pixlriff's place.
Sausage: Yeah, real lazy and egotistical name, am I right? Not like Mythland, hah!
Everyone: Um...
Jana: Yeah, don't tell him. Anyway, even though it was just a prank at first without any malice intended Pix ended up siding with Jimmy in the music disc war.
Joey: Can we get on with it? More killing please!
Shelby: Joey! I thought we left behind your bloodlust a thousand years ago!
Tiff: Bloodlust?
Lauren: Should I be worried he might betray and kill me again? But then again I don't have any blood...
Joey: Um, no, Lauren, I'm not going to betray you again, I just really like war.
Lauren: Okay, I feel a little better now...
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