S01 EP07: A Night With Loona (Part 1)

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The next day, Y/N called Stolas, Octavia, and many others to his location and he began to explain to everyone who he was and why he was in Hell. At first, everyone was surprised by this, but instead of rejecting him, they were happy that he was willing to tell them the truth and why he had to lie. After telling everyone the truth and everyone went on with their day, he then walked upstairs and headed to his bedroom. The next day, Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle while Y/N was on the couch, looking on social media. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzø walks into the office.

Y/N: I love it when you do that, Loonie.

Loona: *smiles* Thanks, babe.

Blitzø: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.

Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!

She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.

Moxxie: Well, you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzø: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.

Millie: *gasps* Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Yeah, well, I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out.

Y/N: *eyes widen, thinking* Ozzie's? Hmm... *looks at Loona & smiles*

Blitzø rolls his eyes.

Blitzø: *groans* Ugh, can you two not?

Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?

Blitzø: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.

Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.

Blitzø: Uh huh!

Moxxie: Just us.

Blitzø: Mhm!

Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.

Blitzø: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *hugs the two tightly* See you lovebugs later!

He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.

Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.

Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound. They walk offscreen while Y/N walked over to Loona.

Y/N: Umm... Hey, babe?

Loona: *looks at Y/N* Yeah?

Y/N: U-Umm... I-If it's not too much for you... C-Can we, uh... W-Would you like to... go out on a date with me?

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