HAPPILY EVER HELLBOUND: The Demonic Hero (Hazbin Hotel x Helluva Boss Crossover)

S01 EP13: The Fatty Has Sung

The scene opens with an exterior shot of I.M.P Headquarters. Cut to the inside of the office with Moxxie holding his signature mug and Loona texting on her phone while Y/N had his feet on the table, asleep. Moxxie looks around while Loona's tail was wrapped around Y/N like a blanket.

Moxxie: *softly claps twice* You know, I checked the scale today. *inhales* And it said I lost two pounds this week.

Loona looks at Moxxie, then rolls her eyes back to her phone, much to his annoyance.

Moxxie: I. Am not. FAT!

Y/N: *tired* You are and always will be, fatty. Get used to it.

The front door kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office, mumbling angrily.

Millie: *mumbling angrily* Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!

Upon coming up to the table, Millie slams her coffee cup on the it, disturbing Loona and jolting Y/N awake.

Y/N: Ah! Huh? What? What happened?

Millie then passes Y/N and Loona and hits a button titled "Nut button!!" that summons a cardboard cutout of a human saying, "Hi! I'm a Hooman!" then throws a knife and lunges at said cutout. Moxxie looks at her, disturbed.

Moxxie: Millie, honey. Is everything okay?

Millie hisses back at Moxxie in response, disturbing him even more, but she manages to calm down.

Y/N: Geez! Settle down, Millie!

Millie: Sorry. Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex. *tail twitches*

Moxxie: Oh! Oh...

Y/N: I-I'm sorry, what? Your ex?

Millie: *retracts knife* He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock".

Moxxie: Wait, what?

Y/N: ...

Millie: *raises voice* Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to-

Millie punches the filing cabinet beside her in frustration. Blitzo enters the room on his phone shortly after.

Blitzø: What the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!

Moxxie: Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned-

He holds up a photo of two imps making out in horse suits.

Moxxie: What is this?

Blitzø: Uh, research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay? Alphabetize them.

He walks back into his office.

Y/N: I've known Blitzø for a long time and he's never known to do research. Unless...

Moxxie and Millie shake their heads.

Y/N: Okay, then.

Blitzø: Okay, so let me get this straight. You don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?

Cut to the inside of a mansion, with a businessman holding a lit cigar, and his chair facing a green fireplace.

Client: Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate. Including the Demonic Hero.

Blitzø: Uh, you want us killing someone in Hell. Cause I got to tell ya, that ain't exactly our business anymore.

Client: I'll tell ya all about it when you get here. *smokes cigar* It's regarding a business venture I'm sure will be very worth your time.