HAPPILY EVER HELLBOUND: The Demonic Hero (Hazbin Hotel x Helluva Boss Crossover)

S02 EP04: You're A Loser, Baby

The episode opens with Angel Dust waking up in a dimly lit room, tied up to a chair. He tries to budge free but fails. His captor paces around him.

Captor: Finally awake, Angel Dust.

Angel glowers but eventually regains his confident smile.

Angel Dust: Yeah. And what's it to ya?

Captor holds a knife against Angel's face.

Captor: I want you to tell me where your boss stashes his vault.

Angel Dust: *laughs unbothered* It's hilarious you think I'd tell you anything.

The captor grabs Angel off the ground by the neck.

Captor: Fine! I guess I'll just have to fuck the information out of ya.

Angel Dust: *stares defiantly* Do your worst. *breaks into a seductive smile* Daddy...

The captor rips his shirt open and engages in sexual intercourse with Angel, revealing this is a porn film played on the hotel's TV.

Angel Dust (Movie): Oh, yeah, baby...

Cuts to Sir Pentious and Charlie watching creeped out, Vaggie annoyed, and Niffty rather interested while Y/N and Loona were attending to their children and Blitzø was interested.

Angel Dust: You know, this performance won me a Sex-x-xi award.

Blitzø: I'd bet.

Moxxie: Sir, don't encourage him.

Charlie: It's, uh... Very... Honest?... Oh.

Charlie turns away, nauseous and tries to shield her eyes with her right hand.

Vaggie: Ew.

Charlie peeks from her fingers back at the TV screen before turning her head away to avoid watching with her hand covering her mouth this time.

Angel Dust (Movie): Oh, harder, daddy...

Y/N: Okay! Enough of that. There are children in here!

Vaggie tries to help Charlie by covering the side of her face with her own hand so she doesn't have to see the TV screen. She turns her head to Angel Dust with a disapproving and unamused stare.

Vaggie: Angel, what the fuck?

Angel Dust: What? You said was show-and-tell day. I'm showin' you my best film and I'm tellin you that it scored me a win over that bitch, Tiffany Titfucker.

Husk is seen cleaning and wiping a wine glass.

Husk: Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.

Angel Dust: *laughs angrily* Alright, dickhead. What makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?

Husk: You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?

Angel Dust: *gasps* Fuck you! This is classy art!

He gestures with two hands at the TV screen.

Y/N: How is porn classy art? It's weird and gross.

Angel Dust: You're one to talk after you fucked your wife countless times.

Y/N: *slams foot on ground* At least I don't record it on video for some stupid movie in entertainment for hungry perverts and sluts!

Angel Dust (Movie): OH! FUUUCK!

Co-star slaps Angel's butt and bites it. Sir Pentious covers his eyes when he sees while Niffty lies on her stomach on the table with smile, kicking her legs back and forth as she continues watching.